hairy ass

Imposing. Daunting. Worthy of contemplation and great respect. Fearsome.

Martha had a big old hairy ass Dodge pickup that could go anywhere.

by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005

hairy ass paki

A paki from wellington telford with a hairy ass

Did you see the face on that hairy ass paki, his mum and dad must be brother and sister, fucking inbred.

by Fanny bollocks September 7, 2016

lick my hairy ass

Licking a hairy ass is the oral and anal sex act in which a person stimulates the anus of another by using the mouth and tongue.

“Carlos, lick my hairy asshole”
“Jake I’m not gonna lic...”
“I don’t know why you’re still talking and not licking my hairy asshole, Carlos.”

by The SPF fam November 16, 2017

sucks hairy wet ass thru a straw

for when u think things can't get any worse . . . .and then they do!

(after a very bad day at work) my job sucks hairy wet ass thru a straw
also see sucks ass thru a straw

by jobsworth February 15, 2005

Hairy Ass Truman

What we sometimes called our miniature schnauzer when I was growing up. An all-around hilarious pet name for any dog with a medium- or long-haired coat.

Hey, there, Hairy Ass Truman. Sit. Now roll over. Now shake. Good boy! Here's a Snausage!

by chadsuperhero December 6, 2013

Hairbrush Lookin Ass

a guy who is always horny and wants to fuck his closest female-friend

Girl: what was hairbrush lookin ass doing in English class?
Boy: oh, he was masturbating to a refrigerator commercial

by the_guy_boy March 5, 2019

two cunt hairs away from an ass whoopin

What it means is you're mighty fucking close to an ass whoopin! - BL

You son of a bitch, you are two cunt hairs away from an ass whoopin!

by BillyGoatCS January 29, 2018