Ash

theo best name for a dog

you are a ash hole

by buttwipe jr February 9, 2016

Ash

An awsometacular band from ireland with such awsome hits as Burn Baby Burn, Girl From Mars and Kung Fu. They are highly underated in my opinion and Tim Wheeler is an awsome guitarist.

Stu: "I love ash. They are great"
Nat: "I know!!! Orpheus is a brilliant song"

by The guy who posted this definition August 14, 2005

The Ashes

Event(s) of great consequence to very few.

Term is derived from a storied cricket Test series played once every two years. Popular in England and Australia (the only two countries permitted to compete for the coveted trophy), the series means absolutely nothing to the world's remaining 190 countries.

Q: So what were you up to yesterday?
A: Rolled out of bed around noon 'cause mom was bugging me, checked my blog to see if anyone had left any comments, went to the store to buy a pack of smokes... you know, the Ashes.

by Canadian Cricketer May 31, 2006

Ash

That one chick in Rainbow Six Siege that needs a nerf. Badly.

Guy #1: I guess I'll play Ash.

Me: Blocked and reported...

by One Frosty Boi November 20, 2018

Ash

One step higher than Chuck Norris, Ashif Choudhury is the unmistakeable sex god of Brunel University, having had sex with 25 lecturers in his first year. The term, "Ash" is now used to describe someone who sleeps with their teacher/professor.

"Did you hear about mike? He slept with Dr Greenwood apparently."

"Wow - that guy is an Ash"

or

"I'm thinking of pulling an Ash tonight with Professor Palmer so I might get the grade I wanted"

by Charlie2205 April 14, 2010

Ash

A very cute guy with a very sexy body!

Omg! It's Ash!

by Justina April 29, 2004

Ash

A rare creature of the night; a beautiful woman with flowing dark hair, sumptuous curves and green eyes. Funny, smart and devastatingly gorgeous, everybody wants to know an Ash.

Did you see Ash last night? My god, she's amazing.

by bakersgirl November 26, 2011