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True actually

The response best given to something that couldn't be further from the truth. The reason why you say it anyway is because you're either trying to make someone laugh, pissed off or both.
Girl: Omg so I posted a story of myself in a bikini and this one guy DMed me to tell me I'm a slut.
Dude1: Wait, true actually!
Dude2: *laughing*
Girl: fk you guys
by WatchingNetflix January 13, 2021
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i actually do cuss a little

That stupid meme from an interview with miranda cosgrove
Miranda: I actually do cuss a little
Interviewer: do you?
Miranda: also yeah
Interviewer: whats your favorite curse word?
Miranda: probably fuck
*light laugh*
by fluffy_m0chi June 9, 2022
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NEw WorD OMG It's ACtUallY reAAlly HAAPnne

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it's good actually

What someone says when they are defending something that is actually a pile of shite.
Friend- I'm watching greys anatomy
Me - Why watch that when you could do literally anything else?
Friend - It's good actually!
by stinging_roger May 14, 2020
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Erm, Actually

"Erm, Actually" is a term often used by nerds at the beginning of every sentence to prove that whatever you said is wrong, according to the nerd's calculations.
Teacher: Good morning, students! Today we'll be learning about Ratios.
random student: oh you mean when someone's reply gets more likes than the actual comment?
Nerd 🤓: Erm, Actually, A ratio says how much of one thing there is compared to another thing. For example, if there are 8 bananas and 6 apples, then the ratio between bananas and apples are 8 to-
random student: BRO SHUT UP YOU ANNOYING PIECE OF SH-
by GarryBornana September 1, 2022
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i like you so much I might actually tell you

Engineering Calculus:
As the tangent to the curve approaches infinity:
Variable Constraints Include:

Time
Location
Romantic Implication
Humourous Viability
Sexual Implication
Newton's Law

Results can be extrapolated by isolating one variable.
Ex.
Girl: I don't like ditzes.
Boy: I don't like ditzes either.
Girl: I like cheese
Boy: Mee too.
Girl: I like you so much I might actually tell you
x = romantic implication

Ex 2:

Boy: I like funny sarcastic bobble heads
Girl: I'm a funny sarcastic bobble head
Boy: I like you so much I might actually tell you
Girl: Ew you're creepy.
x = humourous viability + sexual implications

Ex 3:
Girl: Hi stranger, pay attention to me.
Boy: You're pretty.
Girl: I like you so much I might actually tell you.
Boy: Your positive?
x= newton's law, time, location
by JuneBugette December 7, 2010
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