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A male human being who does not care about you and cares only about himself. He is the kind of guy who tries not to care about a woman's emotions when it doesn't get him laid. He may feign feelings when a woman is on top of him however he is just using a practiced act. He is the kind of individual who asks you to text him and never texts back causing ridiculous amounts of frustration and confusion.

Assholes are often good looking and popular. This allows them to act as if the know the definition of cool and sexy and decide wether others fit this definition or not.

Deep down an asshole may be a sweet and good person but he is shallow, selfish and outwardly sexual which blocks off his good qualities. He remains however completely irresistible to a few people who foolishly forgive his behaviours and choose to see past them.

Similar to jerk
Girl 1: Why arn't you meeting up with Jake?
Girl 2: Because he asked me to hook up with him and then when I tried to set up a date he ignored me. In short he is an Asshole.
Girl 1: But you still like him?
Girl 2: Of course I do.
Asshole by Mad@Jake December 13, 2012
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That's how we call someone who is mean
S: *being mean*
L: Ur an asshole
Asshole by WeAre300_kids April 20, 2022

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1. The opening of the anus.
2. A jerk
1. My asshole hurts.
2. You are such an asshole, Dylan.
asshole by Stuckinthe90s January 20, 2009

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GEORGE W. BUSH, that son of a bitch!
asshole by crazykrazyqrazy December 31, 2007

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A person, or thing that looks exactly like the hole of an ass, or acts like there is shit spewing out of their mouth

man Vincent is such an ASSHOLE! he grabbed my cock out of no where and ripped my balls off

that dog over there just pissed on my shoe, what an asshole!!

do you see how wide that guys mouth is?! what an asshole!!
Asshole by chya mamma December 17, 2008

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a complete idiot who does stupid things, and usually ends up embarassing his/her self
"He tried to nake a cake in the microwave? What an asshole!"
asshole by bert December 13, 2004

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Asshole...
1.your boss
2.the hole on ur butt where your shit out of.
3.your boyfriend when he is drunk with his mates
4.man cunt for gays
"look mummy, johnny has brown stuff comming out of his asshole"
asshole by dustpig May 8, 2004
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