Piss Artist

A savant of drinking, someone who makes it look like an art form, a true patron when it comes to sinking piss. Someone who can down 24 beers and carry on like a champion.
"Man Cory is such a Piss Artist he makes drinking an art form, he's way ahead of his time.
by Dr.Tipple September 28, 2018
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When one's hands are constantly covered in marker ink, paint, and other mediums that don't always wash off well with soap and water; commonly seen in kindergartners.
BILLY, DON'T YOU DARE TOUCH THE FURNITURE WITH THOSE ARTIST'S HANDS!!!
by crazypaintubes November 26, 2009
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Working on your own time, usually weird hours.
"Man I worked artist hours on my homework last night. 3 in the afternoon to 2 am. Damn."
by Screamation February 3, 2007
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A true master of verbal fascade. A deceptive fuck that gets off on selling people worthless info as it were fact.


To reach this ultimate level of mastery the bullshiter becomes convinced that at he or she is completely on the level at least 95% of the time ...
Bullshit artist comes back from the gym

"Man that was a hard work out. I benched out 180... a hot chick was checking my shit out.. she said "Your shit is nice". No doubt i'll score"

by Hardout April 10, 2009
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A cap artist is a person who is consistently misleading and lying to others. They seem to ‘cap’ continuously and are not truthful with others. Cap artistry is practiced by mega cucks who lack self confidence and thrive off of the pain and disappointment of others
Dushane: I was snapping that b last night she was being mad flirty still, i think imma tap that.
Oran: Nah she jus playing she’s a cap artist. Don’t trust that hoe!
by NotOldNotBored October 4, 2019
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Con artist: paints a different picture of himself to fit current audience. Superb story teller. Like a professional fisherman can real them in hook, line and sinker. The bigger the fish the bigger the hook and the better the bait. Can con his current catch out of damn near anything. Even their soul, can drag them to the depths of hell all with a smile on their face. That face is the face of evil.
Lee is a great entertainer, fabulous musican that is a great showman. He can reel you in and sell you a counterfeit 2 dollar bill cause he is a great con artist.
by sthrngrc December 30, 2019
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A person who is so adept at blaming others for their own behavior or reality that those who are blamed have no awareness of it at all.
She is a well-practiced blame artist who impugns as easily as she breathes.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 12, 2020
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