armadillo booth

the space rented by each artist at the Armadillo Christmas Bazaar

I took down my armadillo booth after the show.

by john ed reed December 28, 2011

Armadillo

While a male is sitting on the toilet defecating, he will curl his back over until his penis can be placed in his mouth. At this point he can smell his own odor as he sucks his penis until he ejaculates.

Had a sick lunch break; had myself an armadillo!

by Flawed perception May 11, 2016

Sunny the Armadillo

Chico's wife and hoinorable mention of ever-lasting humanity. Made a cameo in 3 different books based on 4 different movies based on 8 video games. Has lots of gold.

Revolution? More like Devolution!

by Gena Wilson March 22, 2005

swimming armadillo

a nasty hoe who cant swim very well.

shay is a swimming armadillo she wont be at the pool party

by ronald19 August 21, 2016

armadillo

giving yourself a rim job, similarly as an armadillo curls into a ball when it sees a predator

holy shit man! Pog just armadilloed himself! he is fucked in the head, bad!

by monkeyluvbanana July 6, 2025

Armadillo Dick

When one’s penis ascends into the body of the owner for fear of female gym bro crushing the family jewels.

Man 1: “I have a date tonight and there’s no way I’m going to be able to perform”
Man 2: “Why not?”
Man 1: “Bro, she’s a wrestler and I’m afraid I’m going to get armadillo dick.”

by creative_euphemisms October 12, 2022

Muddy Armadillo

Pulling out of an anal sex session while wearing a ribbed condom that results a in skid marks on your ding ding.

Bro I hope I don’t get a muddy armadillo like I got last night when I bent you over.

by Muddillo April 22, 2023