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Agnophile

He was an agnophile. He loved dating women deluded by his charm.
by Malika Davis August 16, 2023
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Audiophile

An insufferable person, very similar to cycling enthusiasts who can't shut the fuck up about some part or piece of gear.
Likely to recommend overpriced audio equipment, goes to a party and comments on sound quality.

Frequently preys on normal people (and/or musicians) looking to buy normal, reasonably priced equipment.

If confronted with audiophiles, consider the following steps:
Doff ear protection.
Ensure that the audiophile is not wearing ear protection.
Rattle off some extremely loud firearms, explosives, fireworks, etc.
The audiophile is now (equalized).

Not to be confused with pedophile, although there is likely some overlap.
John is an Audiophile, he is a knobhead.
by nexair_fantastica January 13, 2024
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Aniphile

An aniphile is a term used to describe individuals who have a sexual parasocial relationship with a character from any anime franchise. These obsessions are very unhealthy, and it separates them more from physical socialization.

These sexual obsessions can range from any sort of anime character, no matter the age range. It is truly something nasty and fucked up, people will say.
1. I just found out that Jared is an aniphile. I never wanted to switch countries so fast.
by ThreeDigitBoulm March 8, 2024
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Aniphile

A person who is a pedophile but only for anime characters. Mainly being Eugenes obsessed with young anime girls, that all own a bodypillow with many uses.
Yo, did you know that Toyota was a mofor aniphile my guy.
by Oni_Vendetta April 20, 2024
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Audiophile

Someone who spends a minimum of 25% of their annual salary on their hifi system and uses it to listen to Dire Straits and Steely Dan exclusively.
Is that a moving coil stylus I’m hearing? Yeah, thought so. You know for just $3K you can get a decent entry level audiophile quality moving magnet stylus that will really bring out the brightness of Sultans of Swing.
by &E aaargh August 23, 2025
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REAL SMART CANT AUDIOPHILE

Lover of sounds inside an exclusive group that can't ever be breached.
You may hear what you want to hear but the REAL SMART CANT AUDIOPHILE always understands what they hear and the reasoning is STRENGTH IN NUMBERS , "right ADAM".
by NOTHING BUTT BPM August 20, 2021
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