Friend 1: "I'm going to the store."
Friend 2: "Ard."
Friend 1: "Why does it sound like you've got a pecker in your mouth?"
Friend 2: "Ard."
Friend 1: "Why does it sound like you've got a pecker in your mouth?"
by AbruptNutt April 30, 2020
by madpersonfrombaltimore August 04, 2022
by ThePopesDong January 23, 2020
A right wing extremist, inverse to left wing extreme SJW wokeflakes yet on the same coin in that both are preachy, condescending, often hypocritical or self conflicting, and make up the most extreme ends of their respective political spectrum areas.
Often the most aggressive and obnoxiously vocal of the political right despite being defensive to all criticism and lacking any humility or sense of possible self wrong, again, the inverse of an SJW.
Just like SJW, normally are truthfully in need of therapy and have massive yet fragile egos yet little to no personal achievements while telling others how they should live their lives.
SJW often try to paint all opposition as altards, even when truthfully proven wrong.
Altards may react with violence or intense verbal harassment when called out.
Similarly to SJW, they thrive on attention and are best left ignored and avoided since they normally cannot be reasoned with by anyone unless they possess deep psychological knowledge and have mass amounts of patience.
Often the most aggressive and obnoxiously vocal of the political right despite being defensive to all criticism and lacking any humility or sense of possible self wrong, again, the inverse of an SJW.
Just like SJW, normally are truthfully in need of therapy and have massive yet fragile egos yet little to no personal achievements while telling others how they should live their lives.
SJW often try to paint all opposition as altards, even when truthfully proven wrong.
Altards may react with violence or intense verbal harassment when called out.
Similarly to SJW, they thrive on attention and are best left ignored and avoided since they normally cannot be reasoned with by anyone unless they possess deep psychological knowledge and have mass amounts of patience.
"Careful, I think a group were prowling around that area. I heard them mumble some anti-asian stuff about covid"
"Damn alt-ards. First the capitol storming, now this bullshit?"
"Damn alt-ards. First the capitol storming, now this bullshit?"
by T0tty April 29, 2021
by xanadude313 August 14, 2019
Ard-on
1. Simultaneously feeling hopeful for humanity and sexually aroused
2. A penile erection caused by seeing a visual image of Jacinda Ardern
1. Simultaneously feeling hopeful for humanity and sexually aroused
2. A penile erection caused by seeing a visual image of Jacinda Ardern
by Michael Aurelius November 12, 2020