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Tall, ginger, gorgeous. One of the nicest boys you could ever meet in your life, so caring and never lets you down. Athletic, smart, talented at the guitar. One of the funniest guys ever, has a great taste in music and is just an amazing guy in general. Give good tight hugs and treats his girlfriend/crush with respect and love
Person: Hey Arch are you playing footy with us later?
Archie: Yeah defo
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Old ignorant, racist, bigoted, or all of the above asshole who can't get past the societal norms of 1952.
The Archie Bunker type.
Women have the right to vote, drive, and work. Sit down and shut the fuck up, Archie.
Archie by GrumpyMcFuzzball August 18, 2019
Someone who joins in (A conversation/ Party/ Whatever)uninvited.
He always butts into our conversations, he's such an Archie
Archie by jims steak was raw February 7, 2020
A person who spends every waking minute of his life masturbating. His hand is permanently covered with white fluids and and his face is always drenched in sweat. He smells like a funeral and is afraid of any non-virgin.
Archie:*Sees woman*
Archie:*Pulls down pants and Starts to sweat*
Archie by TheConnoisseur August 9, 2020
Daft stupid nonce with a fit mum called Joanne
Look at that Archie, bet his mums fit
A person who spends every waking minute of his life masturbating. His hand is permanently covered with white fluids and and his face is always drenched in sweat. He smells like a funeral and is afraid of any non-virgin.
Archie:*Sees woman*
Archie:*Pulls down pants and Starts to sweat*
Archie by TheConnoisseur August 9, 2020
Fucking twat he is a horrible person and would break you heart
Girl:Hey babe
Archie:I'm breaking up with you
Archie by anonymous September 24, 2020