Penny Arcade Forum

A battleground resting on the cyclopean steps of lore.

Awaken the eldritch sound.

by FreakInACube December 1, 2003

the arcade machine

Doing "the arcade machine" is the act of Finding a woman/man, bending them over and inserting a quarter into their asshole. Then proceeding to have intercourse with them for up to 25 minutes, or till game over (you finish)

Once the "game" is over, you may move onto the next person, or insert another quarter and play again.

Guy: hey babe wanna try the arcade machine?

Girl: uhhhh what's that?

Guy: *slides a quarter in ass* We playing pole position, and I'm cumming in first place

by asmallchild December 23, 2017

The Emerald Arcade

The Emerald Arcade is Derf's place of awesome awesomeness. Upon arrival you are greeted by awesome E3 booth babes and such a rush of massive awesomeness that you might as well be getting super-powers. In the general atrium-like room of the Emerald Arcade is every video game that has ever, or is yet to be, made. It holds unbelievably advanced technology and if you ask nicely Derf may grant you your own personal heaven, within Derf reason though. The Emerald Arcade holds all things any human gamer or techno-geek could ever want or need. It is the highest thing any human being could ever aspire to, though it's not that difficult to get in.

(Guy noclips into the Emerald Arcade)
Guy: It's... so...BEAUTIFUL!!!!
Guy: There are hot girls, and video games and ZOMG is that Halo 1086546374?! This is awesome!

by Derf's Prophet October 8, 2009

GameSpy Arcade

GameSpy Arcade, also known as GSA. It's main purpose is used for the gaming community but now is slowly dying off. Eventually it will be replaced by GameSpy Comrade. Another shit program. Now is truly just infested with Trolls. Oh well, it'll die off and you'll all see. :D

Blackguy105: yo nigs, sup?
Me: Shut the fuck up Nigger.
Blackguy105: dam dawg its lyk dat?
Me: Ye, it's like that, faggot.
Me: Who let the Nigger inside GameSpy Arcade?

by Mr. Irrelevant July 12, 2009

hop on Arcane Odyssey

Frequently used mating calls, most used by hairless dungeon-dwelling beasts longing for hardcore anus rippling bloody gay sex on ROBLOX.

"Hey Jimmy, hop on Arcane Odyssey!"

"Sure bro, I've been lusting for the little hole of yours."

by ilovecapybara3125 June 22, 2023

German arcade

This is the procces of slapping a female in the ears as you are titty fucking her.

Yo i german arcaded a chick so much she had to see a doctor

by Mike, Pete, Drew June 29, 2006

AroAsexual

A person who does not have a romantic or intimate attraction to anyone, people often say these people are loveless beings but THEY CAN STILL FEEL LOVE okay. They can love their family but they do not feel the need to be in a romantic relationship, as an AroAsexual I wouldn't say I like it when people say we are loveless or cannot exist.

I am AroAsexual :)

by Know your pop culture 0789 June 22, 2022