apostrophisize

(v.) It means to add an apostrophe, to add a direct addressing of an imaginary being

"In this term paper, you need to apostrophisize something, as I said is one of the requirements."

by THwildy July 31, 2006

Catastrophic Apostrophic Dysplasia

The rapid spread of ignorance of the correct rules for apostrophe usage; the widespread misuse of apostrophes, especially in plural nouns.

Walk-in's Welcome; The Miller's invited us to dinner; Washing machine's for sale are all examples of Catastrophic Apostrophic Dysplasia.

by 21st Century Renaissance Man March 21, 2012

community college apostrophe

Any Apostrophe used inappropriately where a word is plural but not a contraction or a possessive. Much like the opposite of the Harvard Comma, the Community College Apostrophe is used by the uneducated and grammatically ignorant.

"Hey, want to see my photo's from when me and the girl's went hiking in the mountain's?"
"No, and lay off the Community College Apostrophe."

by @theosus September 29, 2017

Aposterous

(Adjective)

Catastrophic, outrageous, atrocious, ridiculous &/or preposterous.

Basically describes something extremely silly, terrible &/or disastrous.

(e.g: 'The doctor exclaimed, 'This imposter putting pineapple on the pizza? Aposterous!' and flew a tantrum on the floor.')

(NOTE: The noun for aposterous would be apostrophy)

by Diana Lucius DeCollis December 17, 2024

apostrooh

When someone looks like a Wigger

man, you're apostrooh homie!

by Magarooni June 17, 2007

Apostrophenate

To replace a letter in a non-conjunction word with an apostrophe. (most commonly replacing the "g" at the end of a word ending in "ing")

It's easy to apostrophenate "darling", just make it "darlin' ".
"Darlin' " is the apostrophenated version of "darling".
Apostrophenating is easy, just replace a letter with an apostrophe!

by no uhn December 10, 2012

apostrogise

To apologise for the misuse of an apostrophe.

Sorry, I should have written "its" rather than "it's", I do apostrogise!

by Lagoyu November 15, 2019