Drag Queen Apology

"I'm sorry" in VERY passive voice

India Ferrah made shit up on Alexis Mateo during 'RuPaul's Drag Race AllStars' Season 5 and tried to serve her best Drag Queen Apology aka Apolo-lie to clean up her tattered reputation. "I need to sincerely apologize for things that were said. If you were offended I'd like to directly apologize for actions taken in the past and it was never my intention to repeat an untrue thing that was mentioned."

Drag Queen Apology by Uncle Joosie August 14, 2020

youtuber apology 

An insincere apology (“I’m sorry you feel that way”)

Ashtin gave us such a youtuber apology yesterday, what a narcissistic jerk.

youtuber apology by Captain_atomix February 17, 2021

ukulele apology 

A weak or insincere non-apology that is more to save face than to actually come in terms with what happened.

Comes from Colleen Ballinger’s 10-minute “apology” video where she sang a way too lighthearted and corny tune with an ukulele about the grooming accusations given against her.

Man, my coworker made an ukulele apology after he broke the laser printer!

ukulele apology by bruhinator 2000 July 31, 2023

God's Apology 

A nice ass on a hot woman with small breasts. It's God's way of saying sorry for a lack of a rack.

"Dude check out this hot chick"
"She doesn't have nice tits"
"When she walks by we'll see if she has God's apology"

God's Apology by LavanderGoons August 8, 2009

Fifa Apology 

When you lose by 5 goals on the computer game Fifa you will have to publish a public apology on Facebook or Twitter describing your disgraceful performance of your game to the victor.

If you lose by 10 goals, you will then have to make one of your parents write a letter to the victor.

Nathan: Haa haa Josh you lost to me by 5 goals, you will have to do a Fifa apology

Josh: Ok, i'll go on Facebook now then

Facebook: Twas a sunny day in Madrid lost by a rather large amount by Inter Milan, shamed by many, with the look of disgrace amongst the crowd, Nathan stood up proud with the crowd in disbelief. I have lost 5-0 and apologise for my poor performance.

Fifa Apology by The Sexual Experience January 20, 2011

Papal apology 

1. A backhanded apology, where the offending party claims regret- not for their error or discourtesy- but rather for the ill feelings or reaction for those offended. 2. What may at first appear as an apology, but after closer examination, is really a condescending or placating way to avoid personal responsibility.

HISTORY: Pope Benedict XVI deeply offended Muslims when he quoted the Byzantine emperor Manuel II Paleologus during his Regensburg talk. After an international uproar, Pope Benedict XVI attempted to apologize and clarify what he meant- along with the good intentions behind his speech- unfortunately; Pope Benedict XVI's "apology" was a bit backward.

Person 1: “I’m sorry you feel I was rude to your sister.”
Person 2: “Don’t give me a papal apology, you prick.”

Papal apology by True Tru November 8, 2008

German Apology 

When a person of German heritage makes an egregious and obvious mistake and is unwilling or incapable of offering a sincere apology, but rather tries to mask an apology through carefully chosen words.

Ex 1. German Apology to Wife: " I am sorry if you misunderstood or didnt hear me when I told you that I was going to the Jets game on Sunday"

Ex 2. When an Irish wife falls in a hole walking home from a party after asking the German husband to call for a cab to take them home. German Apology: "I'm sorry that you felt it necessary to drink so much and stay at the party so late that you tripped and stumbled into that hole and hurt your ankle"

German Apology by Budman7 December 30, 2011