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The Anti-Simp

Noun- Derived from the ancient prophecy of the Simp Antichrist. Ancient tales have been fortold that he will wage war against the simps and will drive them away from amongst men.

Simps Everywhere shake in fear when they hear this name mentioned.
"This society is a forewarning of the long awaited arrival of the Anti-Simp"
by Anti-Simp August 12, 2019
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Anti-Twilighter

More commonly referred to as "Antis"

Usually seen as men, but are actually made up of a large number of teenage girls. Many were converted when Breaking Dawn came out. They are often attacked when voicing their opinions about the book.

They very rarely use force. Most are sane and tend to use logic. A lot condone the use of trolling on Twitard boards such as the Twilight Lexicon, but antis often do.

Anti sites, such as TwilightSucks.com, are often flamed by batshit insane fangirls for merely having a different opinion.

Most respect sane fans so long as the fans respect them. They don't respect batshit insane fangirls.

Most common arguments against Twilight include

-Edward is abusive
-Bella is antifeminist
-Pedophilia
Fangirl: ZOMG!! EDARD IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HAWT!!!!!!
Anti-Twilighter: He isn't real...
Fangirl: WATT??? U DONT LIEK EDWARD???!!!
Anti: He's a fictional character and abusive...
Fangirl: NO HE ISNT!!!!!!! HE JUST PROTETS BELLA!!!!
Anti: *sighs*
by Kiki Yushima June 7, 2009
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anti-disestablishmentarianism

Probably the longest meaningful word in English. Signifies the movement against the separation of church and state.
Fundamentalist Christians are anti-disestablishmentarianists.
by PoopyPoo November 8, 2004
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antigonish

Often Called Anti-Go-No-Where, and or the Nish, Home of St F.X University, And the Regional Royles, Also Have the busiest NSLC in Nova Scotia
by Matt Antigonish April 1, 2008
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Anti-Romantic

A person who does not believe in love of any kind. They will not think of staying with someone unless there is a material benefit like money, drugs, or sex. Most sociopaths fall under anti-romantic but not all because it is possible for them to love but however it is very rare.
My friend billy is such an anti-romantic. He does not believe in love and never had a real relationship.
by thepcwiz101 September 24, 2017
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anti anti

In contexts where "anti" is short for anti-shipping, an "anti anti" is someone who defends shipping, including shipping that may be deemed problematic, often in defense of free speech. It may also be used as an adjective to describe the position of defending problematic shipping.

This term is generally found in tumblr fandom discourse.
"I'm anti anti. I think people should be allowed to ship what they want. Fanfiction shouldn't be censored."
"I can't believe you're an anti anti. That's basically defending pedophilia!"
by one tired bingus June 23, 2019
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anti-burns

The term used to describe the disastrous situation when a man is robbed of his sideburns. They are not only completely shaved off up to the ear but actually above the ear. This horrific look has snuck up on many a male who does not specifically tell the barber "I want to keep my sideburns and do not want you to give me anti-burns".

The anti-burn look is often seen on military personnel (only time that anti-burns are acceptable), offensive linemen, nascar fans, policemen, rednecks, and bull-dikes.
Dude lets get out of here, this Kenny Chesney concert is a sea of tanktop sunburn lines and anti-burns.
by KurtRambis March 8, 2009
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