The Almighty

Redundant. Obviously should be shortened to simply THE. THE is awesome and has the best stories. THE is everything every man ever dreamed of being. THE always stops his motorcycle with an Endo! THE loves Tabasco but hates hot stuff. Every chick in the universe loves THE. If you've gone fast, THE has gone faster; with a hot chick. If you've jumped high, THE has jumped higher; while banging some chick in the ass. If you both got 6 packs, THE drank 8; he got 2 more from the chick at the desk, then she blew him. THE should have been in the NFL, but chose a shitty, menial, average-paying service job instead.

Dude1: I saw the hottest chick at the bar.
THE Almighty: I saw her first. I said, "Hey, How you doin'?" And then we had sex.
Dude1: Bullshit. Shop being THE.

THE Almighty: Hey, How you doin'?
Random chick that has no interest in him: ....

by The A Fox July 31, 2012

almightier

al·might·i·er (ol-'mI-tE-&r)
adj.

1) to regard or refer to oneself as 1337, thereby proclaiming superiority over n00bs.

2) also used as an interjection to mean "keep it real!"

1) don't be frontin like you think you be almightier an' shiet.

2) word, man. almightier!

by APSpecialist June 13, 2005

allrightythen

Compound work.
Used by the Mask would say.

somebody says something todaly stupid, then the mask say:
"ALRIGHTYTHEN!"

by f10324800 July 15, 2005

God Almighty

God Almighty is the creator of every life and things in the whole universe. He is the sovereign in the universe. He loves every person that He gave His only begotten son, Jesus Christ. He is the only one to be praised and to be served.

God Almighty is the king of all kings

by Annyeong June 9, 2021

a bit of allright

old school austalian phrase meaning someone or something that is either grouse, the hottest thing since promite on toast. this is the best phrase to describe someone sexy.

oi, check out that ogre, she's a bit of allright, i wouldn't mind putting one through her.

by pwcca September 25, 2006

lawd almighty

When a muthafucka starts some shit with a holy black man and it's time to whip some ass three the hard way

This silly muthafucka keep starting shit with me Lawd Almighty let me whip put my holy foot up this muthafuckas ass!!!

by Brazilasslover August 27, 2016

stuart the allmighty

Stuart is a beautiful creation who is our all God. They want nothing but the best for us. pray for him and all of her doings. This turtle saved us all

Stuart the allmighty is our all savior and God

by Stuart-we-love-you October 15, 2021