Alissa

Alissa is pretty fuckin cool ig, a little scary at times but cool. Down for anything if you have a large peen. She’s cute, has a nice ass, perfect tits and 0 will to live. She’s also a stupid ass bitch but is good at givin’ sloppy toppy. E-girl wanna be who probably got butt hurt more than once reading this.

Dude: Yuh, did you see Alissa’s fat ass at school today?

Dude 2: bruh I’m gay lol

Dude 3: Karen if you see this Please let me see the kids. This isn’t even a joke, I’ve tried so hard to get in contact with you, I miss you.

by KinkyKidKasn ;) June 15, 2019

Alissa

You’re local crackhead that does meth in your basement and eats dogs

You’re looking like a whole ass Alissa today with your chink ass

by Asian_Crackhead November 19, 2018

Alissa and Deon

Alissa and Deon are the cutest couple around! They are perfect for each other. Deon is a sexy beast and Alissa is really sweet and understanding. Alissa is cute, funny, smart, understanding, cool, HOT. Deon is beast, HOT, cool, funny, amazing, and perfect for Alissa!

Person 1: Look at those to love birds!
Person 2: What are there names?
Person 1: Alissa and Deon
Person 2: I knew it!

by mandeer February 28, 2011

Alissa Violet

An attention whore, who probably gets fucked by the whole clout gang and has multiple STD's

Do you know Alissa Violet?
The whore.

by randomgirl69 October 12, 2017

Alitsa

A greek goddess that means "cunt warrior". She is a beautiful, sexy and smart women who attracts all different kinds of men. And once she has luered the men in she destroys them. She was put on earth by the greek gods to get rid of all the asshole, idiotic, fuckbag men on this planet. there should be more alitsas.

"Did you see that Alitsa? Yea, but why do I have the sudden urge to grab her ass?" "Becuase that is what alitsas do"

by boobiebunches February 4, 2010

alissa

the funniest person ever always wants attention but lovable. and mean

hey have you seen alissa

yea she’s weird

by jj.ulio999 June 12, 2018

Alissa

Alissa is a Bitch. She walks around with a tiny purse that can barely fit a bottle of nail polish. Alissas are usually found hanging out with her group of "Bad Bitches" Alissas are also riddled with Acne and are failing every class except for reading.

Jasmine: "Look at that skank Alissa, I wouldn't be surprised if she started whoring.

by ShoddyVariety March 26, 2020