Alimony

That wife you love so much, the little honey buns who you thought was an angel? Well, she's going to castrate you. Once she's done with that, she'll take your kids, put a restraining order on you with a false accusation, and then she'll take everything that rightfully belongs to YOU. After this, you must followed with a series of payments to support her, even if she is perfectly able to work.

Yes, my friend, welcome to the world of alimony. You better pray that the child support (which WILL inevitably come) does not toss your castrated balls into the grinder to make food for the dogs.

Judge: You make 30,000 a year, so you must give your wife 15,000. Oh, and your child support is $300 a month.

Guy: Good-bye comfort and hello hunger...

by BusinessMan April 22, 2005

Alicorn.

An Alicorn is a winged Unicorn.

Mostly said by bronies.

Another word for Alicorn is Pegacorn.

Princess Luna is an alicorn also Princess Celestia is an alicorn.

by 20%Brony December 5, 2011

Alim

noun.

wise guy (means the all knowing)

likely to fall for a Saara.

Alim will definitely end up with Saara.

by dkgadlfkasldfkjasl;kflaskdfsf May 28, 2009

alamo

The greatest battle in history, 189 Texan farmers defend a run down church against 5,000 Mexicans; 1,600 of whom are killed or wounded in the battle, although every single one of the defenders were killed it brough time for Sam Houston to form an army and beat the Mexicans at a later date.

Davey Crockett picked off the Mexicans with his Pennsylvania Long Rifle at the Alamo.

by history buff May 13, 2005

Moose-alicous

Someone wonderful,witty and well endowed.Good for behind doors activities..............

Babes youre moose-alicous!Shake it!

by mushroom April 29, 2003

Alima

Most definitely the shortest in the friend group, but her height sure doesn't define her attitude. If you aren't careful she will actually yeet you across the room - do. not. piss. her. off. If she isn't angry she's pretty funny and cares about the people around her. Can keep your deepest darkest secrets and can turn your smile 180 degrees around any day.

Damnnnn is that Alima?
Yeah she's so funny right!

by unicorn_princess June 5, 2021

Alamota

Any herbage rolled into left-handed twisters that are smoked on March 6th in the great state of Texas.

Let's spark up some Alamota boys, in remembrance of those 187 brave souls that lost their lives defending liberty back in 1836.

by Old Deadeye May 2, 2008