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Alf martin

Gay norwegian teacher, who will dedicate his life to try to humiliate you. Typically has a big nose, and practicly bald.
"Hey look, it's Alf martin!"
"I hate that big nosed, homo sex, fucking bitch."
by gaming24 March 15, 2022
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Alfed

Mate, I was caught napping last night when I got Alfed - was screwed for hours and was late for work
by The usual punter May 9, 2019
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ALF Syndrome

If Your Throat Will Be Sore And Cause Very Lower Pitched.
You’ll Changed To ALF’s Voice When Causing Throat Problems To Be Very Worse.
1,200 People Expect Richard had an ALF Syndrome.
by MayDayMeh May 30, 2018
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(ALF) abe lincon facial

when one wears a top hat and busts on someones face
My girlfriend really likes her peresidents and asked me to give her an (ALF) abe lincon facial
by ccxzo September 1, 2023
mugGet the (ALF) abe lincon facialmug.

sieg Alf das das bliemenine feisaland

Oh shut up you sieg Alf das das bliemenine feisaland
by 1832 lover January 21, 2025
mugGet the sieg Alf das das bliemenine feisalandmug.

Alfing

The term used to intend that you wanna smash/bang someone without letting anyone else know
Yo me and this chick are gonna alf tonight!
All my friends were alfing boys at the party...
by chocolate strawberry June 6, 2018
mugGet the Alfingmug.

ALF

Ass licking faggot. Someone who can't handle a racial or sexist joke.
Yo, she's/he's such an ALF, since he keeps crying about other slurs.
by Young Satann December 27, 2014
mugGet the ALFmug.

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