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Alfing

The term used to intend that you wanna smash/bang someone without letting anyone else know
Yo me and this chick are gonna alf tonight!
All my friends were alfing boys at the party...
by chocolate strawberry June 6, 2018
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sieg Alf das das bliemenine feisaland

Oh shut up you sieg Alf das das bliemenine feisaland
by 1832 lover January 21, 2025
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ALF

Ass licking faggot. Someone who can't handle a racial or sexist joke.
Yo, she's/he's such an ALF, since he keeps crying about other slurs.
by Young Satann December 27, 2014
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Alf

Alf is the guy you can rely on. He always laughs at your jokes, takes your Instagram picture and generally gives you the confidence boost you need.
Be an Alf, not a dick.
by sarahbridie September 6, 2019
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Alf Garnett

Alf Garnett: A working class person that votes for the Conservatives party
You voted tory then you are an Alf Garnett.
by Mr JP Mc September 18, 2020
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Alf

The sweetest boy you will ever meet. He may be kinda shy at first, and he may intimidate you with how smart he sounds sometimes, but once you get in his circle of friends you’ll realize how lucky you are to be associated with him. Excellent partner. Great friend.
Person: Hey, guess what. Alf asked me out.
Friend: Oh my god oh my god ALF? Damn I’d never expect
Person: Me neither, but I’m so glad he did cause he’s amazing at being a good boyfriend.
Friend: I’m happy for you!
by littlemintbop October 14, 2018
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Alf martin

Gay norwegian teacher, who will dedicate his life to try to humiliate you. Typically has a big nose, and practicly bald.
"Hey look, it's Alf martin!"
"I hate that big nosed, homo sex, fucking bitch."
by gaming24 March 15, 2022
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