Alf

Squeaky Fart Should Let Out Forever like they stand.

Jackie: alf is kinda funny.
ALF: whenever when I fart on Jackie I can sniff around.
Jackie: he farted on me.

by MayDayMeh October 12, 2017

alfing it

The act of grabbing your partners penis in a way that you create a snout for your face. The goal is to get as close of a resemblance to the 80's sitcom character Alf the Alien as possible.

Friend 1: did you take that girl home from roosters?

Friend 2: you know it bro she was totally alfing it all night long
Friend 1: she's a keeper man

by Drzoey121 April 12, 2017

Lucky and alf

Alf is the skinny queen and lucky is the fat noob

Hi lucky and alf you’re skinny queens

by elfviez November 7, 2020

Alfed

To get caught up in hedonism out of the blue

Mate, I was caught napping last night when I got Alfed - was screwed for hours and was late for work

by The usual punter May 9, 2019

Alf martin

Gay norwegian teacher, who will dedicate his life to try to humiliate you. Typically has a big nose, and practicly bald.

"Hey look, it's Alf martin!"
"I hate that big nosed, homo sex, fucking bitch."

by gaming24 March 15, 2022

ALF

1.To have an extreme urge or passion to eat a hotties pussy. , used as a discreet way of saying you'd drag your tongue through a mile of glass just to eat her pretty kitty flower🤣

Rob: Dam look at that honey over there Bart, go talk to her.

Bart: No she's so gorgeous like the urge to ALF her for hours will make me to nervous to talk to her .

Dave: good thing I don't ALF, however I will be putting something in her ribs later .

by StagKing236 April 11, 2024

Alf Martin

A big schnozed man, with an attitude of a multi millionare business owner. He can be spotted with a brownie patch on his head meanwhile everything else is just bald. Nigger

"Hey look there is alf martin", "What a gay piece of shit!"

by KirkoBliko November 3, 2023