Alvin, Texas

A town south of Houston that is full of rednecks and racists, even though more than half of the town is not white. And even though people here make fun of Mexicans, we all eat their food at Taqueria La Tapatia.

Yep, only in Alvin, Texas.

by traskat June 22, 2011

Alvin

A guy who can swoon all girls with a glance. He's the SEXIEST guy you'll ever meet. Girls want him, and Guys want to be him.

I almost fainted when that Alvin walked by.

by Aman3'w April 19, 2018

alvin

Chipmunk from the 80's cartoon

"This IS the 80's Alvin"

by Gumba Gumba June 11, 2004

Alvin

the act of placing one's balls into a woman's mouth; which causes her to look like a chipmunk storing nuts for the winter.

Since Dianne had a large mouth, she was able to perform the Alvin with ease on Mark.

by BWill April 20, 2008

Alvin Sidhu

Guy who gets caught fucking his girlfriend in Bontannical Gardens.

"Dude, you just pulled an Alvin."

by Memphis Police Department March 18, 2005

alvin and the chipmunks fetish

When you get aroused by the movies Alvin and the Chipmunks.

man 1: we should watch alvin and the chipmunks
man 2: nah man that movie makes me horny asf, i have an alvin and the chipmunks fetish.

by trumpisagrosslittlebitch December 4, 2020

Alvin Time

When you arrive 10 - 20 minutes after the allotted time you gave a person.

Zo: "Ayyo I'ma be at yo place at 3:30, Alvin Time"
Brown: "Oh, so like at 3:50?"
Zo: "Ya"

by thedarkbrownman November 7, 2009