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Alessandro

Being an alessandro Nesta with a bird
Being a whipped cunt
Ditching your mates for a bird
Seeing a bird multiple times in a week
Refusing to drop game and committing yourself to one girl
Becoming a little simp
Yeah mate being an alessandro again ain’t he.
Can’t believe he’s left us for her again,what an alessandro!
He needs an intervention he can’t keep being an alessandro
by zdpfc April 13, 2022
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Alessandro can't pull
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When you ars Italien ate a lot of Pasta and the next day you didnt Poop before you get a Rimjob or Anal.
Would you like to get it from behind today?

No i didnt flush my hole yet.

No worries, i like Alessandroing!
by Thom1312SwagYolo December 11, 2024
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Weird cute boy who has great humour a beautiful smile along with his eyes great at soccer is defensive, weird but cute didn't know how to do most things but somehow you”ll still fall for him
Person 1:Hey do you like Alessandro?

Me:phhh Ofc not *secretly dreams abt him*
by Urlocalbigback December 5, 2025
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alessandro is a strange person, others people stay away from him because he stinks!!! usually he don’t wash himself, he never brush his theet!! like... nobody can’t talk to him

if u try to have a converastion with him probably blood will come out of his nose!!!
1: Look! There is Alessandro

2: run.
by alessandroisverystrange November 23, 2021
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by Keewe January 26, 2025
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Alessandro is literally the word ‘Perfect’ in Person. He is the most beautiful boy you will ever meet. He is very loyal and kind but he also can be very manipulative. You cant lose an argument against him but you’re one of the luckiest person on the World if you have an Alessandro as a Friend or maybe Boyfriend. If you ever betray alessandro, he will forgive but not forget. But keep in mind that alessandro will always get what he wants, no matter what.
P1: Do you see this Boy right there?
P2: Yes, why?
P1: His name is Alessandro. I wish I was him.
by sb1tin_ November 24, 2021
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