Aleks the Simp

Aleks is typically know for the most outrageous acts of emotions towards the female gender.

Look its Aleks the Simp , ope i mean Aleks the great

by TheSimpLord July 25, 2020

alek keegan's fistpump

Is surprisingly not about something that someone gets excited about, but is actually a rare sex position that involves A LOT OF LUBE. SERIOUSLY I CANNOT STRESS ENOUGH NEED MORE LUBE. usually by anal or vaginal. User usually grabs interior organs during. remember, lube.

"Becky, I heard you scream last night. What happened??"
"My boyfriend pulled an alek keegan's fistpump and i had to go to the hospital."
"Girl you are so lucky, i've been asking my boyfriend to do that for weeks. He doesn't have enough money for that much lube. I heard you need a lot of it!!! LIKE A LOT!!"

by KevinMikeAlekElijahBrenna May 16, 2017

Alek Gutierrez

Your typical teenage boy who is muscular and has the most amazing hair ever! and a huge penice

omg is that a alek Gutierrez!

by DJ QALEK October 4, 2011

Dirty alek

ok your having a 69 with two guys and then you shit in ones mouth and then the one with the shit sucks the other ones dick and then has cum and shit in his mouth and then they make out and transfrer the shit/cum.

i gave my b/f a dirty alek the other night. <3 =

by kenny sharp January 12, 2007

Alek Jakubiak

Is used to describe one with a sick cunt attitude, who posseses a massive schlong

issey- "i feel like alek jakubiak in me!"

by chris pigott12345455453234321 November 26, 2010

Aleks

A stunning girl with a beautiful name. Fierce and stubborn at times. Very loyal to friends. Cunning,ambitious and hard working. Rushes into decisions a bit too quickly sometimes but always knows how to fix them. Has beautiful eyes.a

Man i would love an aleks

by Wtffff? December 23, 2018

Aleks

A 50% Bulgarian and 50% English white person who is thin as fuck and hates life

Nown:

I saw a Aleks in school

by AF248248 June 27, 2019