Aleks the Simp

Aleks is typically know for the most outrageous acts of emotions towards the female gender.

Look its Aleks the Simp , ope i mean Aleks the great

by TheSimpLord July 25, 2020

alek keegan's fistpump

Is surprisingly not about something that someone gets excited about, but is actually a rare sex position that involves A LOT OF LUBE. SERIOUSLY I CANNOT STRESS ENOUGH NEED MORE LUBE. usually by anal or vaginal. User usually grabs interior organs during. remember, lube.

"Becky, I heard you scream last night. What happened??"
"My boyfriend pulled an alek keegan's fistpump and i had to go to the hospital."
"Girl you are so lucky, i've been asking my boyfriend to do that for weeks. He doesn't have enough money for that much lube. I heard you need a lot of it!!! LIKE A LOT!!"

by KevinMikeAlekElijahBrenna May 16, 2017

Alek Gutierrez

Your typical teenage boy who is muscular and has the most amazing hair ever! and a huge penice

omg is that a alek Gutierrez!

by DJ QALEK October 4, 2011

Dirty alek

ok your having a 69 with two guys and then you shit in ones mouth and then the one with the shit sucks the other ones dick and then has cum and shit in his mouth and then they make out and transfrer the shit/cum.

i gave my b/f a dirty alek the other night. <3 =

by kenny sharp January 12, 2007

Aleks

He is the coolest person and he is the most calmest too. Everyone likes Aleks.

Person1: Do you know Aleks?
Person2: Yes, he is the coolest person I know.

by Leskaskela2 January 24, 2025

Alek

Alek is a homophobic bitch who likes men. He’s mad that he is a homo so he starts vaping to make him look cool but he was a dick to all of his friends so he no longer had any friends.

Alek is a bitch that no one likes

by 8incher July 16, 2022

alek dick

An insanely big dick. Every girl will say it ! It’s huge and procures very good sensations ! This is a very beautiful dick that will make you think about it every single days of your life.

Alek dick is very big

by Mikecokslong November 21, 2021