A kid who thinks he's a mad cunt but is not. Typically uses "G" when talking to others. example- "All good G", "Come help G". Usually thinks he is tough but is weak. Smokes a lot of illicit substances and hangs around with younger children because he has no friends his own age. Always gets bullied by people his own age. Forced to cry, else he gets beat up. Extremely dumb, cannot count, rides around on bikes and scooters as he's poor. Usually with his little eshay gang. Typically has a trash mullet and a rude head.
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"She wanted to do something dirty last night, so i gave her an Albanian Dough-ball Dunk" Said Rasheed.
by Kirito Kirigaya December 18, 2014
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Brian, Gareth, Soloman, Damian, Terry, Ross, Eggbert and Zachary were bored of pairing together for a Dutch Rudder, so they decided to come together, literally, forming an Albanian Steering Wheel.
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The negotiations did not go well at all. Because all talks have broken down, they have no other option but to send the Albanian Assassin after their ass and finish the deal.
by THE Albanian Assassin April 2, 2013
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Albanian - a person from Albania. Shqiperia is the local name for Albania.
Albanian - a person from Albania. Shqiperia is the local name for Albania.
by Nobody March 7, 2005
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