akron

no mans land where the crackheads run free and the alcholics roam. home of the suicide Y bridge and lebron james. also the pretenders and devo..high density drug traffic..the whole city is a trap. my favorite place in the world put on the smelliest McFeetsies ever

im going to akron trying to cop that rock

by Tom Mcfeetsies July 29, 2009

Akron/Canton Goatee

In the tradition of the Cleveland Steamer this is a move in which one partner places his or her anus directly on the other's chin and then proceeds to make poopee thereby giving a "goatee-esque" appearance. Both cities names' are used because they happen share an airport and are in Ohio.

First I gave her a Dirty Sanchez and an Akron/Canton Goatee. Then I had her put aviators on her so she looked like some d-bag Chicago Bears fan.

by Chadsef June 20, 2007

Akron Hammer

A hammer purchased at a local Home Depot in Ohio.

I was building a birdhouse so I needed to buy an Akron Hammer.

by San Diego Wes November 11, 2009

Akron Hammer

One of the worst nicknames of all time, unfairly given to Lebron James by Sports Nation's Michelle Beadle

Guy 1: "Hey bro, you see the Akron Hammer's dunk last night?"

Guy 2: "Who?"

by Supercoolryan December 28, 2009

University of Akron

The shittiest excuse for a school ever created. The only people who attend this school are people who can't get into an actual college. If you go here you are most likely a drug addict or prostitute and will eventually get an STD. The fraternities are widely known for date raping any and every male, female or other (i.e. animal or transgender) that comes within a half mile radius of their house. They are extremely ghetto and at some point you will probably be involved in either a mugging, stabbing, shooting, curb stomp, or all out gang war. Going to this school basically dooms your life into a miserable black hole of poverty, depression and alcoholism.

The University of Akron is the sorriest excuse for higher education known to man.

by Crakron December 9, 2010

The Akron Hammer

The greatest basketball player ever to play in the category of those that will finish their careers HAVING NEVER WON ONE RING.

Mark: Dude, LeBron is lighting it up tonight.

Jon: I know it dude, it's just too bad THE AKRON HAMMER always chokes in the playoffs, and blames it on everyone but won't take the blame himself. He will not even shake hands after he loses because he is an awful sore loser, Mark.

by The Judge123 November 11, 2009

Akroniz

1) Retarded rogue.
2) Loot whoring at it's best.
3) Is capeable of highly respective dps numbers (when not loot whoring).

That was very Akroniz of you to take that ring with strength on it when everyone know rogues do better with agility.

by ShamanPowa May 10, 2010