by Porno Jon March 20, 2008
by That Lego on the floor April 28, 2017
A racist airline that beats Chinese doctors. The defenceles small Ching Chong screams while united rape him. United are in the shit now Ching Wang Wong land are coming to get them and the dank memes are destroying there company. They also have a new motto 'we don't beat our competitors, we beat our customers' United are now worse that Ryan air where you usually sit next to a fat Bastard whose flabs are having out and asked if he can eat your Mars bar. United use there planes to penetrate sluts now. United are also planning 9/11 number 2.
United Airlines: Come fly with us, we don't beat our competitors, we beat you.
Chinese Doctor:. Ching Chong you beat me buttfucks.
Chinese Doctor:. Ching Chong you beat me buttfucks.
by Aggravated Ching Chong April 16, 2017
Annoying fees that airline charges to customers, usually a ripoff. Examples of those stupid fees are:
*Baggage fee - depending on airline, you are charged $15-25 to check first bag and the price goes up once you check second bag and so on
*Seat selection fee - when airlines charge you for choosing your seat
*Reservation change fee - The most ridiculous out of all airline fees. Usually costs about $150, just to change your flight reservation! And if there's a difference in airfare, you have to pay the difference too.
*Baggage fee - depending on airline, you are charged $15-25 to check first bag and the price goes up once you check second bag and so on
*Seat selection fee - when airlines charge you for choosing your seat
*Reservation change fee - The most ridiculous out of all airline fees. Usually costs about $150, just to change your flight reservation! And if there's a difference in airfare, you have to pay the difference too.
I am a frequent flier who enjoys traveling by plane but those stupid annoying airline fees have been bothering me for a long time. Should I start flying Southwest Airlines?
by NHRHS2010 March 05, 2011
by RokinRyan September 08, 2006
by daddy sylx April 14, 2021
A shell of it's once stronger, and respected, original mainline airline service. Since the US Air Merger, they now fly under the American Eagle Brand as a regional Operator and Ground Handler.
God damn, Shit-mont! Always loosing my bags, and delaying my flight! I'll never fly Piedmont Airlines ever again if I can help it!
by BigMoneyBritches24675 September 04, 2022