Aorthian

Racist slur against someone from the fictional town of Aorthia- as used in Ella Enchanted

I could never be friends with an Aorthian

by Rio de Lazuli September 12, 2011

Aborted

An awsome Belgian deathgrind band.

Woah, Aborted is so awsome I just shit my pants.

by Mikebmetal August 14, 2006

aloha ahora

A hybrid of Hawaiian and Spanish, meaning now (ahora), but according to how one interprets it (aloha). A friendly version of now, where a person requests that something gets done, but in a harmonious way.

The restaurant server asked if the patron was ready for his main dish, to which he replied, 'aloha ahora'. Yes, he was ready for the main dish, but in whatever way it showed up.

by Doctor Geo Zee January 22, 2021

ghetto abortion

Drop-kicking a potential "baby-mama" down the stairs.

Keisha: "I ain't had no puriod yet, so you gon haf to take me to da woman clinic to get anotha abortion."

Terell: "That place is fo' rich-ass white folks! I'm takin you to tha Ghetto Abortion clinic!"

Keisha: "Where that is?"

(Terell leaps five feet in the air, delivers a swift kick to Keisha's forehead, which sends her down five flights of stairs)

Terell: "Aww, snap

by jvarna5 January 30, 2008

Joke Abortion

The act of killing a joke before it comes to fruition. Typical situations involve a third party ruining the timing of the joke, or the expectation surrounding the joke growing exponentially in such a way that when actually said, the joke is rendered unfunny by contrast with the listeners expectation.

"hahah right, but no one really likes to drive a Mini, it's like having..."
"Oh, just remembered, don't forget to give me that money you owe me."
"...sex with a midget, damn you idiot you just aborted my joke!"

"If you don't have any money you should try to say... ah forget it"
"What?"
"It's a geek joke, it's not even very funny"
"Now you have to say it"
"No way, forget it"
"Say the joke already", "C'mon dude we're waiting!"
"Ok, jesus, you should try to say "sudo give me a beer"
*silence*
"Don't look at me, you guys made a total joke abortion"

by Cenodictionary May 20, 2009

abortionware

Software that may as well be a coathangered fetus.

That Windows Vista, man. Such abortionware.

by PositiveZero April 7, 2008

surprise abortion

An internet meme involving the any stage abortion of an unwanted child through the use of a well placed "Falcon Punch" to the lower abdomen.

"Mike, I've become.. Tenn Pregnant!"
"Don't worry Suzy! FALCON PUNCH!"
"Ooof!"
"hehe, Surprise Abortion, works every time!"

by Zeldageek October 9, 2007