Loser Awareness Day

February 14th, the day some refer to as Valentine's Day. The day when all the losers and loners make themselves known by not getting roses and candy. Also referred to as Loner Awareness Day.

"Happy Loser Awareness Day."

by Chika April 12, 2006

Facial Awareness

To be aware of the size of your own face.

"Jim, were all leaving."
"You can't leave."
"Why?"
"I know my face won't fit through that door."
"How the hell do you know that?"
"I have facial awareness."

by Matt Lindley July 30, 2006

anal awareness

Expression used to indicate a gay male who feels ready for a complete sexual intercourse.

He only gave me oral sex 'cause he's still not anal aware.

I reached my anal awareness with this guy from Baltimora.

Don't worry about your anal awareness, take all the time you need.

by supersantos July 17, 2015

mazda 3 awareness day

october 28th is mazda 3 awareness day, on this day you’re required by law to yell at every mazda 3 you see on the road.

“hey man, it’s mazda 3 awareness day tomorrow. Make sure to send Alex all the clips of you yelling at mazda 3’s”

by CatStevenses October 14, 2021

Childhood Sexual Abuse Awareness

Trying to fix a generational problem of human sexuality that is still a current problem in the hopes it will work itself out in the future.

I am an advocate for childhood sexual abuse awareness, despite the problem causing is actually a Govt System that fails to adequately address pedophilia and sex offending.

by Awkward Life Subjects defined October 30, 2021

elevated awareness

A night only urban Geocache

Have you done Elevated Awareness - The urban legend yet? I hear the solution is very close to here.

by vaccine August 17, 2006

Vaginal Awareness

The act of strongly supporting Women's Rights, but still viewing Women as sex-objects.

Buford felt good about marching in the Women's Suffragette parade, but he was still proud of his vaginal awareness.

by Viking Guy May 15, 2007