Aluminum Anniversary

AKA a one-month anniversary, whether it be dating, banging, or a marriage date.

I'm treating Megan to Hooters tonight for our Aluminum Anniversary!

by Shitsweakson January 21, 2011

Bon Anniversaire

After you cum all over your girl's face, you head butt her and then say "Bon Anniversaire!". Then put your clothes on and leave without saying a word.

Dude, I pulled a page out of Zidane's book and Bon Anniversaired this drunk chick last night.

by KetelOne415 February 27, 2009

anniversary

for her: the date on which you had your first date, or the day on which you were married.

for him: the date on which she... first blew you, fucked you, gave you a handjob, let you go brown, let you earn your red wings, swallowed your gob for the first time, let you go ass to mouth, kissed another hot chick in front of you, gave you a bloagie, or gave you a blumpkin.

I gave her flowers for our wedding anniversary, but got nothing on our bloagie anniversary. Weird.

by -hef- September 16, 2009

Agnius

A term used for someone who is more than autistic than your average human

dude! My friends kid is Agnius.

by Steevvvvoooooo February 9, 2018

Anivide

Pretty cool anime site with just about every series. Always updated with very little broken links. With chat rooms full of loser mods and ugly ass girls who can feel pretty because there are enough desperate loser guys there to give them attention and make them feel special being happy to talk to ANY girl. Its a perfect marriage.

But yeah the website itself is cool.

Chromaggia: I am the Leader of the anivide chatters!

Rxcket: =_= why do i keep coming here....oh yeah..for the anime.

by thetruthhahahaah March 30, 2010

Tom Holland Dick pic anniversary

November 29 was the day that tom hollands dick was leaked on his instagram

Jacob: Oh my god do you know what day it is?
Gram: no what is it?

Jacob: TOM HOLLAND DICK PIC ANNIVERSARY

by yourdailydoesofstupidity January 20, 2022

One Week Anniversary

What 13-year-olds perceive as the best day of their lives and they think it's the next step to marriage. They're ready to maul their one-week-long boyfriend's boner.

Shanghai: OMG I can't believe it's been one week with bae!!! I love you so much <3<3<3<3<3<3<3
Tokyo: OMG want to cum ovur and celebrate with some friends? :):):):):):):) Happy one week anniversary!
Logical Person: Fuck you both, you're both fucking stupid. You're 0-years-old and think you're the coolest person. Stop looking for attention you asshole.

by MoonShark July 21, 2016