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Alfonsoblankshot

When you're you expect a Pp gun to shoot a pellet but nothing comes out
Rodrigo: Why is it Alfonsoblankshot and not working.

Milo: It ain't working like the bumfartwillycum
by Nuksoocow November 27, 2024
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Alfonso and bryan

two faggots who shouldn't be able to breathe and walk the fuckign earth. they love licking each other head to toe and love being allerigc to some pussy
by egrfhjsdgfhjasjkd April 5, 2025
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Dirty Alfonso

When a guy sucks another guy's dick, then spits the semen in his ear and licks, then licks his dirty ass, spits the shit on the other ear, and licks it. Meanwhile, the other guy must be moaning a Harry Styles song.
Wow, look at him. I'd love to do him a dirty Alfonso.
He did me a dirty Alfonso. I couldn't stop moaning to "Watermelon sugar".
by Heymynameistaken November 22, 2021
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Prince Alfonso Francisco

looks like a sweet guy and also a badass. he loves snorting on some cheese powder and pillows powder.
Prince Alfonso Francisco always says "ye bro..."
by thewingerman November 24, 2021
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Jasmine alfonso

by JJay Hindi June 9, 2022
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gay alfonso

GAY AGYA GAY A FUCKING FAT IHES IS GATY AND HE SHOULD NEEVR PLAY DEADRASILS
gay alfonso is so FUCKING gay
by egrfhjsdgfhjasjkd April 5, 2025
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DARK ALFONSO

A dark Alfonso is someone that literally hates upon light-skinned mofos** and uses the skin color as dictation on everyday stories or life encounters
Damn Jamal is a DARK ALFONSO his ass just literally looked at someone's skin and said damn he got it better than me I hate being a DARK ALFONSO
by mindmymatterinmattersmind April 26, 2025
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