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Home Turd Advantage

When a person only feels comfortable defecating when they are in their own home.
(Note-Similar to Home Ground Advantage)
Barry:Hey man, you can shit in my toilet if you want?
Joe: No Bro, I've got to have Home Turd Advantage!
by TheBlackList January 11, 2010
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take advantage

An extentsion of the sexual usage of take. "To take advantage" of someone is to have sexual contact which someone who is semi or wholly unconsious due to alcohol or drug intake. The "advantage" is because they often can not decline contact or are even aware of said contact. Such practice is mostly agreed upon as morally wrong.
"I know me and Sarah have been going out for a while, but I couldn't take adavantage of her when she was wasted."
by TheWarden February 4, 2005
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Advanced Warfare

The golden turd of all games. Its awesome but shitty. Advanced Warfare is a game full of corner campers and players flying around the map. Also known as the easiest CoD made. This game has tons of overpowered guns and great customization.
Dude 1: Did you get Advanced Warfare?
Dude 2: Yea I love it.
by MtnW33dSkopez March 10, 2015
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advanced walk of shame

Post coital venture home from childhood neighborhood wearing same ensemble as previous evenings scandalous romp with soiled sheets in tow.
Advanced walk of shame......Period, pee, shit....any bodily function not wished to be exhibited on new lovers bed-sheets.
by poppin tapioca May 16, 2010
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advanced stupid

Advanced stupid is used when something is above and far beyond average stupidity.
Spongebob voice: This isn't your every day ordinary stupid, this is...advanced stupid.
by Smithing Jade April 22, 2016
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advanced protection

When more than one condom is used at a time. For example, using an entire box of condoms will make your dick look like a cocoon.
Girl: I won't have sex with you unless you wear two condoms.

Guy: Sure thing, I have advanced protection.
by ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyylmao June 1, 2016
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Home Court Advantage

When you wake up "the morning after", having hooked up at your own place, and THEY get to do the walk of shame. Not you.
Man, I'm glad I had home court advantage this morning, I would not have wanted to walk of shame home in the rain!
by Recess February 24, 2011
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