asset impairment

To physically harm a person with whom you have a disagreement; to seriously mess someone up so bad that they need to write off their assets; Other forms of word include: impair his/her assets, assets were impaired, FAS 144, etc. See Financial Accounting Standards - FAS 144 for more information.

If she doesn't keep her hands off my boyfriend, I'm going to give her some serious asset impairments.

If he doesn't shut up, I'll be forced to impair his assets.

I made her so mad that she FAS 144ed me!! Now I've got some material asset impairment!

by CPAchic April 24, 2008

acetol

slang for the noun phrase "ass at all", referring to the backside.

no acetol= no ass at all.

That girl is so skinny. She has no acetol. Maybe is she drank some milk, she'd get one.

by shawn February 17, 2004

arsetorch

1. An excessively annoying person, prone to verbal outbursts that add little or no value to the conversation.
2. A torch used by proctologists.

"Shut the fuck up, Frank, you fucking arsetorch! I'm sick of your anal shining!"

by Kyelin September 17, 2008

Acsexible

Accessible for sex.

I shaved my entire body, so I am acsexible.

by notellanu January 23, 2014

Assetcs

A portmanteau of ass and the abbreviation of etcetera to form the word assets. This typical refers to a female's Ass, Breast, and Vagina

That girl's Jacket really brings out her Assetcs

by M.C Rick March 11, 2018

Arsetwat

An insult for someone who is being an idiot

Stop being an arsetwat!

by AlexAlexUKK September 30, 2018

Silver Acetate

Silver acetate is an coordination compound with the empirical formula CH3CO2Ag (or AgC2H3O2). A photosensitive, white, crystalline solid, it is a useful reagent in the laboratory as a source of silver ions lacking an oxidizing anion.

"Pfft, Silver Acetate, pfft, ace, pfft what is this poker?...Texas Holdem?...pfft...give me a queen or a jack lol."

by Vexacon June 17, 2021