accord

an agreement

Yo kevin yur gonna let me sleep with yur girl rite?, we have an accord?

by INdianCOnNECTION January 3, 2004

Cleveland Accordion

The act of kneeling over your woman, beating off, and quietly shitting on her knees, before loudly busting out onto her face. Then, in the mass confusion, you slam her knees and face together, like an accordion.

Man it was crazy. i gave her a cleveland accordion and she didn't know what hit her!

by blakbelt88 January 14, 2010

acorn

verb: the political act of altering a video and/or employing actors to create video footage that can then be altered to destroy a rival organization or person.

(Background: The tactics were used against Acorn, Shirley Sherrod and most recently, Planned Parenthood.)

Those House Republicans sure didn't waste any time after Planned Parenthood was acorned.

I loved how Jon Stewart acorned Glen Beck last night.

by Boogertee March 14, 2011

acorn

acorn is a nut that fat squirrels eat off of oak trees

person:look that squirrel is eating an acorn
other person: no shit

by cascadineddy August 20, 2007

d'accord

In agreement in French

D'accord, let's go to the dance together.

by citycharmxx October 1, 2005

Accordian

Trying to fuck with a limp dick.

When you try to shove your softy in a pussy the wrinkled skin looks like the folds on an accordian

by Chilly Palmer February 21, 2009

accord

a very dependable, midsized sedan, with good gas mileage, and an affordable price.

"what you paid $50,000 on a new mercedes and it broke down already. that sucks,i just bought a new accord with navigation, leather seats, front and side air bags,and dvd. then with the other $25,000 i bought a big ass boat."

by jaytee October 26, 2005