sex accident

any accident that happens during sex.

For example:
breaking a lamp
stubbing a toe
shooting a load into the eye.

sorry about the sex accident last night.

by DanteM August 29, 2005

accidate

a social outing between two acquaintances or friends that, unbeknownst to one or both parties, is actually a date.

"I thought that we were just going to talk business when I agreed to meet Paul for coffee, but then he put his hand on my arm and told me I was beautiful and I realised that I was on an accidate.'

by hannahj May 28, 2006

Accidental Partridge

When a broadcaster padding out a show or going off-script says something cringe-inducing or excessively long-winded while trying to be sophisticated or artful with their words, in a manner similar to the comedic fictional television personality Alan Partridge.

Adrian Chiles segueing from a harrowing humanitarian news item to some light-hearted banter is peak accidental partridge

by falsetokaiba March 18, 2021

Accidental anal

When engaging in vigorous intercourse and the man’s dick slips out of the woman’s pussy and slips down to her asshole, entering it on the next stroke.

What were guys doing last night? I heard your bed squeaking then heard Suzan squeal like a pig.

Accidental anal.

by W.R.Slade June 9, 2023

ACCIDENT

Something that happens with out intent.

Kids in the front seat cause accidents. Accidents in the back see cause kids.

by Chuffy July 22, 2003

accidental sex

When you don't really realize what you are doing and have sex with someone but it was a total accident and you didn't mean for it to happen.

"The other night i took her home from a party because she was cold and i had accidental sex with her, because I was pissed at the girl i was wheeling"

by Titty Tina September 26, 2012

accidental gay splooge

An occurence when beating off to porn when you happen to cum at the same time as the camera flashes to a shot of the guy.

Brenden: every time i watch porn i always accidentally gay splooge.

Brett: its not an accidental gay splooge if your watchin gay porn you faggot.

by stuffedpepper March 22, 2009