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Stoner Abuse

To knowingly and manipulatively persuade one or more stoners to purchase food that could be construed as more than the excessive amount they already ordered.
Yo dude, that concession guy totally committed Stoner Abuse on us; we got Cherry Cokes, a large popcorn, two hot dogs each, Milk Duds, and Raisinets, and that dude tried selling us soft pretzels after we said we were done.
by Loose Mortar June 14, 2011
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Picnik Abuse

When a person overuses the online editing program Picnik to the point where they overload their photos with font, emoticons and effects. The editing takes away from the main point of the photo.
"There was so much Picnik Abuse on Jane's photo, I could barely concentrate on the picture of her dog."

"Don't Picnik Abuse the photo! It looks better au natural!"

"Doug's facebook profile picture had such a cheesy quote on it. It made his girlfriend and him look less cute."
by VNinja April 6, 2010
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emoji abuse

The act of replacing every noun in a sentence with an emoji if it exists.
Common in social media noobs, as they often overuse emojis in an attempt to fit in.
Original
I was sad so I looked around for good games on steam.
Emoji Abuse:
I was 😩 so ℹ️ 👀 around for 🌟 games on 💨.
by Fasteroid March 16, 2017
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Cream Abuse

Cream Yui, Ultimate Businessman being beaten up or injured really bad
Cherry had started to do Cream Abuse.
by Kyo Kiyoshi January 15, 2020
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Slug abuse

A word that can be used to mean anything in any context so long as it carries a slight negative connotation. Note the hilarity is not derived from the actual meaning of the words, but rather the cumbersome nature of the phrase.
*Noun*
Guy: Dude, she is so fat
Guy2: Hahaha yeah, what a slug abuse!

*Adjective*
Guy: Man, I'm not really feeling this jacket, it's kinda...
Guy2: Yeah, it's pretty slug abuse
Guy: Yeah, slug abuse
by Rick is immense March 24, 2008
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asian abuse

When a very white wigger who is dumb as hell who doesn't know how to anything partners with an asian to get a very good grade on a school project.

1) John, the racist cracker, partnered up with Hank on his math project and received a 97. He later got shot by the chinky mafia.
John, the racist cracker, partnered up with Hank on his math project and received a 97. He later got shot by the chinky mafia for asian abuse.
by Moo Snuckel May 11, 2015
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e - mail abuse

Officially, the misuse of employer provided e - mail.

Practically, something that you get accused of when your work want you to leave / block a promotion / sack people without paying redundancy costs etc.

Usually ends with being hit with the disciplinary hammer, generally with a view to sacking your ass.
Employee is called to a meeting and presented with a pile of e - mails.

Manager:

We've audited your inbox and these e - mails are completely unacceptable and represent e - mail abuse and a breach of the Code of Conduct.

What did you mean when you wrote 'I'd smack that back door' when writing about my PA?

HR Manager:

Think carefully about your answer. Sexual Harrasment and non work usage of electronic media is a dismissable offence.

Employee:

I was referring to her great ass and saying I'd like to show it love. I thought it was flattering.

Manager:

That's not an appropriate way to behave in a disciplinary hearing.

HR Manager:

I refer you to your e - mail asking Joe if he had seen the murmur pants on display in Finance. What are murmur pants?

Employee:

You should know. You told me.

HR Manager:

This isn't about me.

Employee:

It's a tight pair of female pants that mean you can see the lips moving but you can't hear a sound.

Is there any point in continuing this discussion?

HR Manager & Manager

No
by HR_Advisory March 22, 2011
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