abrosive

When your bro is being unpleasant, unbro-ly harsh, or up in your grill in a bro-ly way. Often leads to abrosion.

#1 Bro 1: That chick you boned last night was such a grenade.
Bro 2: Don't be so abrosive, she was at least a four.

#2 Brosef: Why you hittin on my girl?
Guy: I was just holding the door for her.
Brosef: Whatever bro, you totally want to bang her.

by loneliest inuit schmurd & jaws April 17, 2013

Abrocadabro

A name that you can call a friend who is a magician.

Terry: I'm bringing a friend to that party tonight by the way.
Dave: Who you bringing?
Terry: His name is Harry he's my abrocadabro.

by Matashio August 23, 2014

Mistress Save a Bro

The opposite of Captain Save a Hoe A female That will build you up and save you from the torment of your broken heart. She will also tell guys with huge egos exactly how things are. She helps calm down the sense of self grandiose that you shouldn’t have to begin with. A term made up by a girl named Jessica from Akron, Ohio

That guy Todd needs Mistress Save a Bro in his life to make him happy again.

That guy is such a Douche he needs Mistress Save a Bro to save him from his own ego.

by DommeJay November 18, 2019

Study Abroad

Basically, a six-month paid vacation for rich kids who've never worked a day in their lives. It involves little-to-no studying, spending upwards of $15,000 that they did not earn themselves, partying, drinking, and traveling. It is often confused with the term "academic experience," although far from it. These students feel study abroad is "right" not a "privilege" and feel that it makes them better than the rest of the population.

Susie: "Oh my gosh! It was amazing! Three weeks ago I went to Prague, Germany and London. Next week I'm going to Rome, Florence, and Perugia and my parents are totally supportive."

Angela: "That's great. Did you save up during high school and your summer job?"

Susie: Save? That's what poor kids do. My dad paid for this-- I just have to pay for my souvenirs, but even then it's off my parent's card!"

Angela: "Oh"

Susie: "Yeah, this whole homework thing is getting in the way of my Study Abroad vacation."

by FlaStudent1988 May 2, 2011

Abroccolipse

And then the Lamb opened the Seventh Seal: and yeay, I saw upon a white horse all the little children who wouldn't eat their greens, and all the chunky little greens that they had ever refused to eat fell from the firmament upon the earth in a great cascade of green, and the children descended from the back of the great white horse, and there was weeping and gnashing of teeth and quite a bit of chewing until the sounding of the final trumpets.

The above is from the Abroccolipse of St. Elmo the Vegetarian.

by Fearman February 23, 2008

questioning abrosexual

it’s abrosexual but you’re having even more of a crisis then you did before you found out you were abrosexual

“oh fuck no”
“what’s wrong”
“idk if I’m abrosex-“
you fuckinf dumbass you’re 𝕢𝕦𝕖𝕤𝕥𝕚𝕠𝕟𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕒𝕓𝕣𝕠𝕤𝕖𝕩𝕦𝕒𝕝

omfg saying it with a font doesn't count so I gotta do this stupid thing

questioning abrosexual

by give me vagina June 24, 2022

abroccolypse

When something is blonsely crutters, it will destroy the world and everything that surrounds it.

*looks at a butters person*
"damn cracka, that's the abroccolypse right dere."

"The Abroccolypse... eg. You."

by Boosh FL July 30, 2008