awkward 

When someone says something that makes you feel uncomfortbale.
When someone says something that makes you laugh for reasons unkown.

Awkward example 1 & 2
Guy 1: dude i have pubes growing out of my foreskin
Guy 2: .....

awkward by stormfrost December 3, 2009

awkward 

an assortment of fruit and or vegetables often garnished

"can i have a fruit awkward please sir"

awkward by Seaweed April 10, 2003

Awkward 

Awkward- well "akward" is when you walk past someone you talk to ALL the time and dont say anything. Another example.
Girl- "Yea i like this guy named....jeremy..
Girl2-"Omg i know him! Brown hair, kinda longish?
Girl- Yea, yea, thats him i think!
Girl2- Yea hes super hot. Really tan, tall?
Girl-.......no, not really
Girl2-....oh

Awkward

Hahaha. your gonna get AIDS!

Hey...my mom has AIDS....

Awkward by Viidgaictidgaoridgaitidgaa July 31, 2009

Awkward 

A new hipster fad. Apparently inflating your cheeks with air and bugging your eyes out in a picture is cute and "awkward". Also positioning your hands to look like they are clutching your face while your knuckles are bent is another cool "awkward" pose hipsters love.

"AWKWARD IS SO CUTE. I'M AWKWARD NOW" - Teenage Hipster

Awkward by juicalicious April 29, 2011

awkward 

People who are turned on by everybody, and they have so much tension that one day they will make out with everyone.

The seven year old is very awkward towards the other guy.

awkward by the punja twins December 28, 2005

Awkward 

1. Used in any type of silence, that spans short or long.

2. Used to end a conversation

3. Something you scream in the middle of the public spontaneously.

Jim: Hey, Mitch. How's it going?
Mitch: Fine, thanks. How about you?
Jim: Great! I'll see you around, Mitch!
Mitch: AAAAAAAWKWAARD!!!

Awkward...

Awkward by Youttttt November 29, 2011

awkward 

Jeff Smoltz

This is awkward

awkward by Grandpa September 18, 2003