Textually attractive

A textually attractive person texts in complete sentences, uses proper grammar, is witty and otherwise intelligent sounding in written communication.

“The woman I met on Hinge says she’s willing to meet with me because after several nights of being of texting, she confessed she finds me incredibly textually attractive !”

by PaKir February 28, 2019

Least Attractive Denominator (Lad)

The least attractive denominator (lad) is a phenomenon that occurs on dating profiles, where the least attractive person pictured in each group photo is the owner of the dating profile.

Jerry: Every one of this girl’s profile pics is in a group photo, most of the girls are attractive but I can’t tell which one is her.
Chad: It’s always the least attractive denominator (lad), in this case the fat girl wearing too much eye makeup. Sorry man.

by Hankhillspropane December 25, 2019

plenty attractive

When you find someone to be very attractive, but they didn’t think you’d find them attractive, this is the term for that.

Guy: “I just didn’t think you’d find me that attractive.”
Girl: “I find you plenty attractive wdym?”

by Secret-115 October 24, 2020

1-10 Attractive Scale

1-10 Means a girl attractive level 1 being butt ugly 10 being godly gorgeous

MAN WHAT DO YOU THINK LUCY IN ATTRACTIVE LEVEL IS 1-10 attractive scale? I'll give her a 7 because she's not that smart.

by 1-10 attractive scale September 17, 2016

Attractivist

Someone who goes out of their way to look amazing at all times

Some pictures of your ex just came up on my news feed, she's really not an attractivist

by explodinghat August 18, 2014

Assractive

when someone is an asshole but you still wanna fuck them cause they're hella fine

THIS BOY TRYNA HIT ME, HE TRIED TO HIT ME AND-damn he assractive though."

by Cock Donkey April 4, 2015

Africtive

Term used to describe relationships with people who you can't avoid, but who rub you the wrong way and annoy the heck out of you. Coined using the root word 'friction' as in the friction you experience attempting to interact with them.

My inlaws... they're such an africtive bunch! They never get along with each other, they're always fighting over who's got the best outfit for the day, and they live in their own little world full of arguments and fights...

by Slixter November 1, 2019