abort-o-day

a day when you get up late, waste time, and realise it's 3:30 and you're still in your PJs and it's too late to go out for "daytime" activities.

Today was an abort-o-day - exactly like yesterday, in fact.

by richard_geefe January 8, 2005

Duluth Abortion

The act of giving birth directly into Lake Superior from atop the Lift Bridge.

The other day I was in Canal Park and this lady was having a Duluth Abortion in plain daylight. The baby struggled for damn near 20 minutes.

by Duluth Terminology Branch March 10, 2008

abborisim

To fuck up a saying or phrase by mixing up words from other sayings or things related to the word.

"slept like a glove"instead of like a log ,where glove comes from "fits like a glove"..or "its all over red dog"instead of "its all over red rover" where dog and a common dogs name is cofused hence creating an abborisim

by goldmember2323 July 2, 2009

Post-Labor Abortion

Murder.

I'm gonna give that dickhole a post-labor abortion.

by dick4u September 20, 2009

Tennessee Abortion

Giving birth directly into the mouth of a bear.

"If Roe v. Wade gets repealed, so long as we have Grizzly bears you can still get a Tennessee abortion."

by Reagan Reagan Reagan March 29, 2007

abortious

To describe something that is an abortion in nature.

It is something (situation or thing) that is completely messy, crazy and/or out of control. It is the antithesis of the word 'perfection' or 'orderly'. If something or someone is abortious, then you now that all hope is lost.

a) "The whole situation between those two is abortious!"

b) "The traffic tonight was abortious!"

c) "Her haircut is abortious!"

d) "You should have seen me after the 21st party, I was completely and utterly abortious!"

and so on...

by Barchy April 1, 2010

Aborophobia

Alt. spelling of Aboroughphobia, the fear or dislike of being in or venturing into other boroughs; fairly common amongst Manhattanites.

"Hey, do you want to come over to Brooklyn to compost and buy organic pickled products?"

"Sorry, I can't leave Manhattan, I have Aborophobia."

by JimStansel October 20, 2012