Ashley

The girl reading this right now
Sup

Hey ashley

by Dr. Lamennt May 30, 2019

ashley marie niehaus

sweetest, most amazing, beautiful, caring, awesome girl you will ever meet. voice like an angel, body of a goddess, gorgeous eyes.is lost but needs to be found. fragile so handle with love and care. non compatible with guys named nate. caring, friendly, one of those girls you would love to know. one of a kind. lover, drinker XD, dont get on her bad side because you wont get off of it. if you get a chance to be with her, take it. you dont lose her because youll definately regret it.

guy1: your dating ashley marie niehaus?

guy2:yeah man!

guy1:youre the luckiest sonofabitch on the planet!

guy2:haha thanks!

by alt3rnativ3fr3ak November 8, 2010

Ripped him a second asshole

This can also be ripped her a second asshole. Originally this phrase meant to attack someone with vicious and overwhelming brutality but, over time the meaning changed to become to reprimand someone so totally and effectively that it effectively destroyed them. If you have ripped him (or her) a second asshole you have administered the ultimate put down.

Jay, you know that wanker Malcolm ruined the design for the new website? Well the boss called him into his office and ten minutes later Malcolm came out, he was pale and shaking and I think he'd pissed himself! The boss sure ripped him a second asshole and on top of that he got potted!

by Croatalin December 1, 2013

Asshole Hat

(Noun) An imaginary hat worn by people who decide to be an extra big asshole on a particular day.

Example:

(Asshole Driver cuts you off)

You: "Hey thanks Babaganush, i'm glad to see you put your asshole hat on today"

by Kevin587 February 16, 2009

asshole is like a clown's pocket

A really deep asshole.

example: Collen's asshole is so deep, her asshole is like a clowns pocket.
example: Jack's asshole is like a clown's pocket.

by TheOtherBrownMan January 23, 2014

Retarded asshole

A person who is mentality not all there and is a jerk or doesn't care how their actions affect people.

"John stole my homework and ripped it up."
"What a retarded asshole."

by Diamond V June 6, 2018

fuckface asshole

A person whom you are not at all fond of, such as an ex-husband.

I spent almost twenty-five years with that fuckface asshole; so what exactly does that make me?

by Dr Bunnygirl July 27, 2019