assuming is bad you should never assume

anytime someone assumes

“Hey man it’s probably gonna rain”
“Assuming is bad you should never assume”
“Oh sorry man do you forgive me?”

by YourSmallWiener October 16, 2022

Assum

Short term for “or something”

Jay: soo what you doin today
Kya: nun u can come ova assum

by Deffo.zi July 7, 2022

what happens when you assume

you make an ass of Ume

Person 1: Well, I assumed, ok?!
Person 2: You know what happens when you assume...
Person 2: You make an ass out of U and me.
Person 3: Why you gotta be so mean to Ume??
Person 1: Shut the FUC

by unipen January 2, 2023

assum

or something

*ignored the whole day
“hey you mad at me assum?”

by pussyeater27 December 11, 2023

Life Assumer

A life assumer assumes everything you do is about him or her.

I was having sex with my girlfriend, and my gay roommate, who is a life assumer, said, "You're not enjoying that; you're just doing that to make fun of me."

by Jack Daniels 2011 October 25, 2011

Assumation

Assumation means when someone says something about something and they don’t know if it’s true or false. Aka when someone assumes something

You’re always making assumations about her, you don’t even know her.

by atomie November 3, 2022

Assumers

Assholes consuming rumors

I don’t like Assumers, they never want info directly from the source.

by GJeezz May 25, 2022