Assuming I’m not in London I’m there!

A term coined by Gary J Redmond meaning I will certainly not be there but will let you know that an hour before.

Would you like to go for pints on Thursday? We did Thursday to suit you.
Oh sweet, Assuming I’m not in London I’m there!

by CP/AC November 23, 2023

Assume

Jerome is a bitch

Assume ass bitch

by Jman123456789 October 3, 2025

Assum

Short term for “or something”

Jay: soo what you doin today
Kya: nun u can come ova assum

by Deffo.zi July 7, 2022

Assumance

better word than assumption. Assumance is very much correct. Use to descirbe people who assume a lot (jazzy)

I’ll take your assumance over a guess

by grilledchessy September 25, 2022

Assumers

Assholes consuming rumors

I don’t like Assumers, they never want info directly from the source.

by GJeezz May 25, 2022

what happens when you assume

you make an ass of Ume

Person 1: Well, I assumed, ok?!
Person 2: You know what happens when you assume...
Person 2: You make an ass out of U and me.
Person 3: Why you gotta be so mean to Ume??
Person 1: Shut the FUC

by unipen January 2, 2023

Assumation

Assumation means when someone says something about something and they don’t know if it’s true or false. Aka when someone assumes something

You’re always making assumations about her, you don’t even know her.

by atomie November 3, 2022