asstimus

your backside, what she did

she slapped my Asstimus!!

by Alan Chard December 27, 2007

Assimist

The sum of an Athiest and a Pessimist.

"You don't believe in god and your negative?
You've gotta be assimistic, man."

"Hey dude, look at that assimist over there protesting divine right!"

by S. Jobs December 13, 2012

Assimilation

To get converted to a different band while high.

Darn it, i got assimilation to regga.

by Kuehlstein January 24, 2018

assrigami

To do origami with one's asshole

Hey dude where were you last night? I was doing assrigami with my grandpa.

by clappedcheeks November 21, 2019

Asspimple

someone who has issues with whatever you do and they feel like an asspimple because you cant get rid of them

I cant get rid of them, they’re an asspimple

by vocaloidpsychopath July 11, 2021

The Assramming Shitslasher

A shadowy figure that ruthlessly rams assessment and slashes shit. A puBlick figure on Facebook but seldom seen in the real world aside from his victims. Encounters usually defined by an enlarged anal oriphace and torn or prolapse anal tissue.

"Holy shit Dave! I ran into The Assramming Shitslasher last night and I won't be sitting down for at least a week!"

Assram Ass Butthurt Bernie Sanders Prolapse

by Playboy88 June 8, 2016

viridi assimilans assimilat

A terrifying race of green assimilators until you watch Voyager cause coffee can beat em'

A viridi assimilans assimilat! Let's study it and put all the Hansens in danger and somehow predict that our baby girl will help Starfleet learn all about the delta quadrant!

by Chromium is bad September 10, 2018