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Wipe my ass with it

When you can perform a task with no difficulties
Dude I'm stuck with maths can you help?
Yeah cool, let me wipe my ass with it.
by Genial1232 April 18, 2015
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Don't wipe your ass before you shit

1.An expression you use to tell a person to stop bragging who claims victory before a brawl,race,match,competiion or any other event that has yet to happen.
A)
Kevin: let's see who has the speed to make it to the finish line quicker.

Eric: Man I got this,I'm gonna murk your ass!!

Kevin: Don't wipe your ass before you shit Eric ;it's not over till is over.

B)
Eric:10 bucks I get a better grade in my physics test?

BeHa: Man you always say that but you always fail,don't wipe your ass before shit!!!!

Jack: Yo Eric you ain't beating noone shut upp!!!

Mick: Yea don't wipe your ass before shit!!!
by BeHa February 20, 2011
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Wipe my ass

Covering your bros ass while he clears a room of any sort of enemy. Primarily used in conjunction with Resident Evil 5's many Majini zombies. Can be used with any sort of 2-player co-op shooter game. Phrase coined during one of many bro days.
Italian Stallion: Bro, im going to get the last time bonus. Wipe my Ass!

Korean Bronco: You got it bro. Ass wiping in 5,4,3,2,1... go
by KoreanBronco March 4, 2010
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Wipe my ass

Telling someone to wipe your ass to disrespect them. If that motherfucker decides to do so, he a fuckin slave suckin dicks on groove street probably for some gay ass losers.
Yo that nigga wipe my ass, i disrespected his ass in front of whole crowd. I heard his bitch ass been hangin out with gays, not a suprise.
by Fuckerhaha November 12, 2019
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Wipe Your Ass

by Steaver370 April 25, 2004
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Don't wipe your ass with me!

A response to someone who likes to insult or belittle you once there is a crowd to entertain. Usually it is the social arsonist that is the antagonist and this is a perfect, appropriate response.
ANTAGONIST -"What have you been doing all day? Walking around doing nothing? Have you fixed anything? "

RESPONSE - "Don't wipe your ass with me!"
by Horse head April 17, 2017
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Wipe yo ass wid it

To tell someone that you heavily disagree with them.
“Coke is way better than Pepsi.”
“WIPE YO ASS WID IT!”
by BboiSnakeSauce February 8, 2024
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