ASAPed

the verb for when you are playing xbox live and a small child comes on and starts swearing and whining trying to act cool but really pisses everyone off and screams something when he kills you

little kid: YEAH! I JUST ASAPED YOU! JUST LIKE I DID WITH YOU MOM IN BED LAST NIGHT!
dad: son I think it's time for you to go to bed.
little kid: NOOOO!!! I DON'T WANNA GO TO BED!

by 七 October 16, 2009

aslave

If you're aslave, you're not awakened to the fact that you are being enslaved. Falling aslave is a human condition which you enter with your own free will, not through the force and will of somebody or something else that commit the act of enslavement upon you. Like being asleep, you can always wake up from sleeping in so far as it is in your free will to go to sleep or stay awake. Being enslaved is when someone makes you a slave and cause you to lose your freedom of choice or action; being aslave is when you let that happen to you.

She can’t quit smoking; she is aslave.

by Ziad Aazam August 22, 2014

asap ferg

You goofy as nigga asap Ferg is a rapper ya fool

Song: Asap Ferg Plain Jain

by YoGoofyAss October 7, 2017

Aylaphobic

A strong, irrational though understandable fear of midgets named Ayla. As they are all unstable, untrustable whores with a personality more toxic than a fucking scorpion

Bradley: “Hey wanna chill with Ayla tmrw?We’re headed out to the beach”

Adrian: “Fuck no, I’m aylaphobic bro sorry.”

by Azæthot March 8, 2022

Asla

Asla is a substitute for anything that occupies space and has mass, an adjective that can be used in either a positive or a negative sense, a feeling to describe happiness and sadness at the same time, and a substitute for other words that we use in our daily life.

Tum ruko mai gaand maarne ka asla lekar aaya (Wait here, I'm going to bring a condom)
Bhai professor ne asla karva diya (Bro the professor failed me)
Meri saas ke 3 asle, teeno kalakar (My mother in law has 3 sons, all three are artists)
Mera asla kho gaya Chennai me (I lost my water bottle in Chennai)
Naya asla aaya hai mere asle pe aa jao (I scored some new stuff, come to my room)

by lomna January 23, 2023

havin a slap

A run on the local pub pokies

See ya in a minute boys I'm havin a slap

by Cornbread28 November 11, 2017

aslala

n. A man with connections to Allah, the Almighty, and who therefore has unfathomable power, but who is usually faking being holy and should get a timeout and a Cleveland steamer

v. To aslala, to give a timeout or Cleveland steamer to a faking aslala and then using much force in resurrecting Allah

I sent that aslala back to Iraq

by Rod Parsa November 15, 2007