dope as shit

When something is simply 'dope as shit'. - LMTV

Person A: Hey bro how was that show last night?
Person B: Dude! It was 'dope as shit'.

by LMTV October 4, 2017

im gay as shit

someone who is way to gay to live in a normal word.

"omg bro im gay as shit, let me go home"

by Tododeku? May 26, 2020

dumb as shit

To be as dumb as crap; dumb as poo. (Latin; derived from fatuus shituus)

Dude, your granda is as dumb as shit

by matt dogg October 12, 2003

long as shit

Insinuation referring to something longer than 8" Or lasting longer than 1 hour

That girls hair is long as shit.
That meeting was long as shit.

by Alangilly January 22, 2016

dead as shit

A broken or unrepairable thing.

The bird I killed is dead as shit.

by Bryce Barker August 4, 2020

Soft as shit

A descriptive term used in response to someone's stupid behavior

Jenny: did you hear Peter blew his whole check on scratch tickets?
Roger: wow he's soft as shit!

by Brian duh bum February 5, 2022

Crazy as Shit

Someone who will gladly shoot themselves in order to escape arrest. A TOTAL BOSS

Yo that guy who killed himself was Crazy as Shit!

by Samurai Rhino November 29, 2011