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Armenia: Many people don't even know what Armenia is. Armenia is a wonderful country. The people who DO know Armenia, they probably just know it from the recognition of what had happened on April 24, 1915. The big Armenian Genocide. It was started by the Turks who still deny everything about how they caused it. Well, everything here is correct, but Armenia is much more than just some poor country that went through a lot. Armenia had many, many beautiful sights along with all the nature before the Turks took most of it. But now Armenia still has a LOT of beautiful places. Most Armenian women are normally beautiful, and the men are handsome. We are a wonderful culture and we love everything about our country. We may have some inside jokes saying stuff like "haha duh we are Armenians of course we would do something like that" or I don't know somethin' like that, but we still love our country and out culture
Guy 1: Hey, where are you from?
Guy 2: Armenia.
Guy 1: Huh! Never heard of it.
Guy 2: Well lemme tell you ALLLLLLL about it.............
by I'mArmenianAndProudOfIt September 14, 2020
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Armenian Tank Top

When back hair connects over the shoulders to the chest hair forming the proverbial "Armenian Tank Top". Can be used for other hairy ethnic groups i.e. Greeks, Turks, Israelies, Iranians etc.
Did you see that guy sportin' the Armenian Tank Top!?!?!
by matty mcnuggets March 16, 2009
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Armenian Sunblock

Verb and noun. When you approach a woman lying on her stomach at the beach and offer to put sunblock on her back. She agrees, but rather than reach for the tube of Coppertone, you quietly and quickly rub one out onto her back and apply.
I was chillin' at Zuma Beach and that damn Hagop tricked me into an Armenian Sunblock again.
by elhelmete September 28, 2011
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Armenian Lifestyle

A way of living where at least 3 items in your house over $300 have been purchased using credit card fraud, insurance fraud or just about any other illegal method of getting money from companies
"ever since our neighbor vahag talked to us, i dont regret switching to the armenian lifestyle esther"
by sirgor May 3, 2009
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Armenian pick pocket

The act of covertly masturbating in a public area by sliding your hand in your pocket and stroking the penis.

*This is a widespread phenomenon that is most notably used in the Glendale area.
Levon relieved himself in class today by performing an Armenian pick pocket.
by Petrosyan February 2, 2013
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Armenian

Someone who is from Armenia or of armenian decent. Generally have big beautiful eyes, thick eyebrows, thick black hair, and large noses.
Person 1: are you Armenian?
Person 2: yes how did you know?
Person 1: well Im armenian also and i noticed by ur eyes and big nose.
by haroutttttttttt March 4, 2009
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Armenia

Ok, firstly, those of you denying the Armenian genocide, I think you should shut up and take a minute to pull your heads out of your asses. If you can't do that, then at least take your bigotry elsewhere, somplace where your small minded stupidity is welcome. Secondly, to the person who compared the Armenian genocide to the Holocaust, I'm afraid you're mistaken if you think they're comparable. Somewhere between 800'000 to 1.5 million Armenians were killed during the genocide which took place between 1915 and 1918. This simply can not compare to the staggering 11 million Jews, blacks and homosexuals who were slaughtered in the Holocaust which took place between 1933 and 1945. Don't get me wrong, I've lobied for U.S. recognition of the Armenian genocide, as I believe it is an insult to the lives that were lost to let it go unrecognized. Like System says, "Recognition, Restoration, Reparation." But to compare the two tragedies is like trying to compare a man who was stabbed to death to man who was sodomized and then decapitated. There really is no comparison. Anyway, Armenia is a place that has contributed greatly to the culture of America, in the fields of both music, and art.
Dude1: The Armenian genocide never happened, they're all full of shit.

Dude2:Tell that to John.

Dude1: Who?

Dude2: The Armenian kid who's got his grandparents journals from the early 1900s. You know, the ones that describe how the Seljuks fucked them over.

Dude1:...
by dirtymac1337 September 5, 2006
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