by lillumps August 06, 2023
Armadillos is the word for more than 1 armadillo. Armadillos give birth to genetically identical young (like twins) but sometimes up to ten at 1 time. Also armadillos have the largest penis relative to body size of any animal (their penises are 2 thirds the length of their body).
by Arman Van Helden August 09, 2011
While a male is sitting on the toilet defecating, he will curl his back over until his penis can be placed in his mouth. At this point he can smell his own odor as he sucks his penis until he ejaculates.
by Flawed perception May 10, 2016
Austin, TX is now a town of professional class hipsters, but once upon a time it was a favorite haunt for hippies, "keeping it weird". There was a music venue called The Armadillo; when it went under, it became an emblem of the "weird" Austin that was being encroached on. If you see someone old enough to have been to The Armadillo (the club), with long unkempt grey hair in a ponytail, trailing the faint odor of whatever they were smoking, wearing a faded 70's punk-rock t-shirt, you have met an "armadillo". Their numbers are declining, but they are still to be seen, like an endangered species in their native ecosystem that invasive species are encroaching on.
"Yeah, that guy was a real armadillo; he can tell you stories about when The Clash shot the music video to 'Rock the Casbah' on the corner of Congress and Oltorf."
by rossdavidh April 15, 2021
when a man whips out his 15" horse cock then proceeds to ram it through a 2x4 peice of wood. After doing this he will then take the block of wood and put it up his asshole and bounce on it meticulously
by naughty armadillo December 18, 2024
by ronald19 February 29, 2016
Tom: Yo my hoe was being such a b-iatch that I gave her dat armadillo pillow. Shut her ass right up.
by Brah Mang July 07, 2018