Soup-can ambush

(noun) Nighttime outing and fundraising attempt mainly practiced at the collegiate level by the criminally eccentric type young men almost always of which are of the troublemaker persuasion, with diminished financial opportunities wherein they procure, meaning probably steal several cans of soup—bigger the can the bigger the crack—and these implements are then placed in a pillowcase (also probably stolen). The future felon then takes this crude get-rich-quick device with them out into the night on campus. The hopeful attacker then crouches or lurks in the shadows of campus, oftentimes a parking is preferable, and when he locates a target worthy of dispatching the attacker then springs on their victim striking them with a vicious and powerful blow to the victim’s head with the pillowcase of soup cans. Like gravity the victims falls bleeding and unconscious from the blow. The enterprising bludgeoner then fleeces and rifles through the victim’s person, relieving their victim of any and all monies and valuables of which can be hocked or traded oftentimes for drugs and such.

‘Fuck being broke’ thought Jordy, it was dark outside on campus and it was time to get paid—get paid, as Jordy snatched several cans of soup from his just as cruel and perverted roommate, Nikki, who inquired with a knowing grin, “Where ya going with all my soup in that pillowcase, Jordy, gonna try and take another swing at a smack-down, take -money soup-can ambush?”
“Mind your own business, go play with yourself, somebody’s got to bring home the bacon in this here dorm and you aren’t making any efforts” Jordy spat, leaving with Nikki’s cans of soup in his pillowcase into the night in hopes of braining them by surprise and then relieving them of their cash. Jordy’s palms were sweating.

by Nikki Stixx August 3, 2022

Pussy Ambush

The equivalent of cock blocking for girls.

I was at a party last night and by friends totally pussy ambushed me, so I couldn't get my groove on.

by Surma October 22, 2009

name ambush

when an acquaintance you haven't seen for a long time greets you by name but you don't have time to remember their name

Joe: "Hi, Andy. How have you been?"

Andy: "Er...Hi. Good. How about YOU?"

Sarah: "Andy, you've just been name ambushed."

by brand x May 3, 2010

MSN Ambush

When you sign into MSN messenger and a person who you don't want to talk to starts chatting to you while appearing offline

Jim; oh thank god Tim isn't online, i owe him some money and it's really awkward now.
Tim (appearing offline); Hey man wheres my money! you said you would pay me by now...
--Jim is offline--
Jim; damn he just MSN Ambushed me

by The 456 May 18, 2010

Turd Ambush

A Turd Ambush is a surprise Turd Assault, since the victim doesn't see it coming.

I felt like I had to take a big crap, but it was just a Turd Ambush.

by WhiteyMcWhitster July 5, 2006

Randy Ambush

to kick the bathroom door in and ejaculate on your partner while they are defecating

i totally randy ambushed my wife last night

by randongulus August 22, 2011

Facebook ambush

Lying in wait on Facebook chat until the object of your ambush appears in green, and then immediately sending them a message, commenting on something on their wall or tagging them in a post.

Flaming hot #1: Goddd I can never be on FB chat anymore, that creepshow Mitchell keeps chirping at me
Smokeshow Friend #1: That's the worst. Classic facebook ambush.

by Brubes July 13, 2011