amazingphil

Phil lester
a lovely guy who is always helpful and funny
He also added me to his circles on google+
thats right fangirls
be jelly

amazingphil
has the most bluest eyes ever.
i love him.

by amazingpoppyisnotonfire May 31, 2014

amazon rank

To remove or deny a book's ranking status on Amazon.com on the basis of 'adult content', although in reality the basis is GLBT and romance novels.

To hypocritcally refuse something on the basis of 'adult content' while allowing something with an even higher 'adult content'

Example of usage: “I tried to do a report on Lady Chatterly’s Lover for English Lit, but my teacher amazon ranked me and I got an F on grounds that it was obscene.”

Alternate usage: “My girlfriend wanted to preserve her virginity, and I was happy to respect that, then she amazon ranked and decided anal sex was okay.”

by hyuy April 12, 2009

flaming amazon

The flaming amazon is when you are giving a girl the grizzle, and right before you twurk up in her drumette of love; you whip out your zippo, set her buckwheat farm on fire, then extinguish the flames with your gorilla juice.

I gave mrs. crabbush the flaming amazon, then choked the bitch with my donkey dick.

by smackdaddy August 16, 2006

Amazing Dick Skills

A dude with extreme penile talents used in satisfying their partner.

Roger has amazing dick skills. He can go all night.

by Eaton Holgoode March 29, 2017

The Amazing Book Is Not On Fire

the bible.

Me: I just bought a bible!!1!
Friend: Lemme see!!
Me: *holds up book*
Friend: what even is this??!1!
Me: the Bible. Aka The Amazing Book Is Not On Fire

by Howelljaylester July 11, 2017

A.W.S. (Amazon Withdrawal Syndrome)

An ailment, typically suffered post-holiday, by chronic online shoppers who have become conditioned to finding packages gracing their porch upon their arrival home. The sudden down-turn in deliveries can result in negative physiological events. Symptoms can include, but are not limited to anxiety, depression, malaise, night terrors, random trembling, and/or a bout of the vapors. The condition has been known to be exacerbated by the sound of delivery vehicles and ringing doorbells.

Janet was relieved when her doctor diagnosed her as suffering from A.W.S. (Amazon Withdrawal Syndrome) and prescribed a treatment regimen, but understood she knew she would always be known as a "parcel junkie".

by Angry Wound December 2, 2019

psychotic amazon

an oversized female, fat boned by nature and won't be able to lose weight even with updated medical resources; female with psychotic and suicidal tendencies because she cant handle rejection and caught up in a swindel of lies because she is a fat,unintelligent,whore,slut,bitch.

i pitty that johanna franco girl because she believes she's better than everyone, but in reality she's just a psychotic amazon and her front is just a cover up for her pathetic insecurities.

by fat feet June 27, 2008