Team guy who almost hit Bella with a truck

The true side of the Twilight team/ side debate.

Margaret: Hey Josh what team are you on? Team Edward or Team Jacob?
Josh: There both gay. I'm team guy who almost hit Bella with a truck

by LookAtMeNoooow January 8, 2012

Allosaurus

A Jurassic dinosaur represented by 4-6 identified species. Ranging in length from 5-13.5 meters, it was one of the largest carnivores until the rise of the tyrranosaurids about fifty million years later.

"The genus Allosaurus has been discovered in Upper Jurassic sediments (160 million years ago) in the U.S. "

by Ariadne December 1, 2003

Found in the Alps

From the TV edit of the Big Lebowski where the original quote is "This is what happens Larry, when you FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS" being replaced with "This is what happens Larry, when you FIND A STRANGER IN THE ALPS"

I can't believe you bought APB on release day. You really got found in the Alps on that one.

by Borium January 5, 2011

almost crimes

something or someone that is so cool/sweet/fun its almost illegal.

"that chicks almost crimes, man."

by 21s September 25, 2005

almost alice

feeling right at the peek of perfection

antonyms: not hardly alice

Guy:my 21st birthday was almost alice... to bad the stripper didn't give happy endings

by /b/vader March 29, 2010

Almost gym

when you need to get in shape but then you say "I'm not that fat I'll wait until I'm fat fat" and eat cheetos instead.

"Bro, do you want to pull an almost gym and rent a movie instead." "Sure, you have the chips right?

by Peanut butter sculpture June 22, 2017

jumping the alps

The process of snorting a line of cocaine off of two persons erect boners, up one and back down the other. This term originates in the jungles of South America, and has been seen in use in the western US

Over spring break that guy was totally jumping the alps in Peru

by blarson32 January 22, 2012